!!!NCIS X Naruto!!!
FanFiction By AlcNin (You know who! :p)
I don't own Naruto, NCIS or anything since I'm poorer the dirt! Damn you dirt and you're rich Minerals!
Anyhow we start in the Lab of Abby!!!
"Gibbs, Gibbs I figured out what happened!" "Yeah I know what happened, Abb's." Said Gibbs with his usual dark coffee without any duller of any kind and walked out. "McGee did you tell him!?" "N-No, I don't think so..." She looked at him with an angry face. "If I find out you tolled him McGee, I'm going to KILL you!" With that Abby turned and walked way from poor Tim. "Uh...O-ok?" He said still scared. McGee walked out to go back to his deck where Tony proceed to throw paper balls into his trash can. "Tony can you stop Gibbs is still mad at me for spilling his coffee, and I really need to find all the people on this list that was in the John Doe's pocket." "Calm down McGeek, I already got everything I need so I can relax." "Yeah, but that's you Tony. I still need to do work!" "McGee is right Tony; you should get your work done, before Gibbs comes in." Said Ziva walking over to them. "You know how many people die where I come from, for not following orders, McGee?" McGee Looked at her. "Well I should hope not many?" "Because they Follow orders, McGee." Ziva said smiling.
Abby was at this moment in the middle of Figuring out what to do with her Weekend since she will most likely only get one, this case was a hard one. "Abby?" "Yeah?" "Ducky wanted you to run some tests on this Dirt Sample from the John Doe's Sandal/Shoe's." "Yeah, just leave it on the table, Jimmy." Jimmy put the container on the table and left. Abby Sighed 'I wonder what I should do?' Abby thought
At the same moment there was a Kunoichi named Sakura that had somewhat the same problem, she didn't know what to do with her weekend off.
"Sakura want to come over?" Asked Sakuras friend Ino. "No, I think I'm going to hang out with Naruto today, He's been upset lately so I'm going to take him to Lunch at a restaurant instead of The ramen bar." "OH I'll go too, everyone could use a good lunch for once I'll spread the word!" With that Ino ran off to get more people. Sakura sighed 'I wonder how many people she's going to bring.' Thought Sakura and started walking to the restaurant. "SAKURA, HEY SAKURA!!!" Yelled Ino running to Sakura's side. "Yeah Ino what's up?" Asked Sakura turning around to see her friend Ino with all there other friend's. Sakura smiled and thought 'Wow Naruto has gotten a lot of friend's over the years!' "Hey Sakura, Earth to Forehead Girl, HEY!!!" "Huh?" "Sakura you spaced out what"s up?" Asked Ino with an upset face. "Oh nothing, let's eat!" "YEAH!!" Said Naruto and Choji at the same time.
"Gibbs I found something odd about the Dirt sample come down here!" Yelled Abby "Be right there Abb's." Said Gibbs into his cell phone. His third this week to be specific. "Abby's got something let's go!" Yelled Gibbs to his team, everyone hurried after him with out any was mad, and it's hard to make him happy when he's THIS mad. "Abby what do you got?" "Well I ran some tests and I found that no where in the world is this dirt found." Said Abby smiling. "Then why are you Smileing?" Asked Tony. "Well I ran the blood sample and it matched, but.." "But what, Abby?" Yelled Gibbs. Abby sighed. "He's not real, That guy on Ducky's table is not a real person." "What do you mean?" Asked McGee. "Well his Name is Hayate Gekkou." "Who is that," asked Ziva "He sound's Japanese." "Well that's becurs he is he is sort of,I have a lot of info on him, He's 23 years old, he was most likely sick since Ducky said his throat was all ruff which meant he was coughing a lot." "But that doesn't really tell us who he is, Abby." Said McGee looking at the computer. "McGee I just tolled you who he is his name is Hayate, and he was a Ninja from this Anime thing Called "Naruto"" Everyone looked at Abby oddly. "Abby do you need to rest?" asked Ziva. "NO I Don't I'm Fine I'm telling you his DNA matches his!!!" "How would you get a guy from a cartoon's DNA Abby?" Asked McGee. "McGee Don't Start I'm telling you that this guy is who I said he is!"
"Naruto eat your Vegetables!" said Sakura. "But Sakura I don't like that green stuff it tastes nasty!""OH come on Naruto it's not that bad!" Said Choji with his mouth full of food. "This is so troublesome." Complained Shikamaru with a sigh. "Shikamaru becoming a Chuunin didn't help you at all did it?" asked Choji. "No not really why?" Just then Kakashi appeared in a Poof! "HI Kakashi Sensei!" Yelled Naruto jumping up. "Hello Naruto, Sakura." He Waved slightly "Kakashi what's up?" asked Sakura. "Well I just found out that Hayate went missing and no one can find him, we need to look for him." "Ok Kakashi!" Yelled Naruto running out of the booth towards the door. "NARUTO!" Naruto turned around slowly like he was going to be hit. "Y-Yes Sakura?" Sakura Stood next to Naruto's plate with her hands on her hips taping her foot. "This Is Troublesome..." Yawned Shikamaru, but stopped when Ino punched him in the arm. "Oww, woman what was that for?" "Because you're being lazy again that's why!" Shikamaru groaned and turned to Naruto Putting his hand over on side of his mouth. "Just do what she say's Naruto," And said under his breath "Troublesome Women..." "NARUTO!!!" Yelled Sakura again.. "Yes Sakura?" Naruto said Nervously. "EAT!!!" "Aww, But Sakura-" Naruto started, but stopped when Sakura gave him "The Look." "Oh Fine!" Naruto said stomping over to his plate and shoving the veg's in his mouth and eating then all. "OK all gone, can we go NOW?" Kakashi was smiling under his mask. "Yes let's go find Hayate!"
"I mean I ran like five tests! It has to be him, look at this picture," Abby showed the picture on the big screen. "See here's the picture of him on the table, now here is him in his Anime World." Abby showed them right next to each other. "I see they do look a lot alike, But the picture of him in the Anime is more. Well..." Ziva tried to say. "More alive?" Asked Tony "Well yes, But see he is not the really Hayate since he is a Cartoon, Maybe it's just someone dressed up like him..." Said Ziva Looking really hard at the pictures. "Well this is the Real Hayate and that is the end of the story!" "Ok Ok, Abby it's him!" Yelled McGee. "Abby I need you to figure out how he got here." Yelled Gibbs. "But Sir I don't think that..." Started McGee, but stopped when Gibbs gave him "The Look." "Y-Yes sir where right on it!" Stuttered McGee. Gibbs left the room to go talk to Ducky. "Ducky did you find anything else?" "Well yes I did Jethro; you see Our Mr. Hayate was murdered." "Well I know that Ducky, but why was he at a Nave Base?" "Ah yes I was just going to tell you that, He was undercover trying to get something from a Nave room, See this?" "Yeah what is it?" "It's a list, a list of People that have been killed by a grope known as "Akatsuki". They have killed many people Jethro and won't stop..." "And what does that have to do with the Nave Base, Ducky?!" Yelled Gibbs. "Well It doesn't, they put the body there for some reason Since the Body was already dead when it was put there."
"HAYATE!!! Where ARE you?!?" Yelled Naruto looking around the place said to been Hayate Thanks to Akumaru Of course. "Naruto Akumaru said his scent vanished right about here and goes, Up?" "Up? What is that supposed to mean?" "How the Heck am I supposed to know, that's what Akumaru Said "It went up too high for a Ninja to jump!"" "Damn what now?" "Well we don't know where hie is but-What is that?!?!" Yelled Naruto Pointing to a black like Hole in front of them. "Hey maybe Hayate when in it!" Said Sakura. "Well it's worth a try..Akumaru!!" "Ruff Ruff!" Akumaru Jumped in to the hole with a sting tied around him. "How long dose it go?" Asked Naruto "I don't know Akumaru will tell us, hope He'll be ok..." Said Kiba with worry in his voice.
To be continued..Bum BUm BUM!!!!