Disclaimer: I don't own it, and it's as simple as that. J.R.R Tolkien (bless his soul) is the owner, and were I to have the audacity to attempt to claim it, he'd probably roll over in his grave.
Rating: PG
!!!Author's Note!!!: Yes, I know it's a pretty lame set of lyrics, and yes, I also know that it's pretty stupid of me to post this because none of you know the tune and so you will probablyall hate it, but I'm bored. I found it in the dregs of my computer, and, again, I'm bored. Also, note that this is supposed to be a rock song. (Not that telling you that will help you enjoy it any more, but hey. Just don't ask questions, and we'll get along fine.)
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One Ring
Well let me tell ya, bout a fellowship-
Nine guys of different races
On a mission, to destroy a ring
Fighting evil with swords and maces!
Chorus
One ring to rule them all
One ring to find them
One ring to bring them all
And in the darkness bind them
Started out with a hobbit
And the others were all found
In a time of different creatures
Trolls, elves, and people living underground!
Chorus
Then it all, went to hell
Lost their wizard, I assure ya
After fighting, he went down
To a demon dude deep in Moria!
Chorus
Got some help, from an elven chick
Gave em all a bunch of stuff
Creepy freak a following,
And orcs, man, built ford tough!
Chorus
They all split up, like Scooby Doo
The bearer went and split the scene
Aragorn and friends, tracking halflings
And evil eye, damn he's mean
Chorus
Oh if they'll win, who can tell?
Traveling up to Mount Doom
Riders comin', orcs ahead
But give 'em hope and they'll rise above the gloom!
Chorus
Chorus-hoarse yell
Fade…
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I hope that it wasn't too painful, and I pray for feedback of any kind. Thanks.