So ok I'm hyper and bored so here's the result: (Might not make sense and be super confusing)
Disclaimer:I don't own Twilight. Or the song 'Sex And Candy.' Or Marcy Playground.
"Guess what!" Emmett shouted excitedly throught the Cullen residence. When no one answered, Emmett sighed angrily. "I said GUESS WHAT!!" Emmett shouted again, with more anger and feeling. "What kumquat?!" called back Bella. "I like cheese!" "You can't eat cheese you idiot we're vampires! Gosh Emmett you're so stupid!" Emmett shrugged. "Oh well! HAHA! You don't have a power!" He yelled at Bella, jokingly. "Niether do you!" Bella retorted. "Oh yeah? Watch this!" Emmett stared intently at Edward, who was listening to an MP3 player. All of a sudden, Edward began laughing. Then cackling. Then howling on the floor. "See! I made Edward crack up!" "Liar! I did you douche!" Jasper called from across the house. "Hey Bella let's go do something illegal!" Emmett exclaimed while clapping his hands excitedly. "M'kay!" Bella agreed. Jasper came sliding down the stair rail. "JASPER IF YOU'RE SLIDING DOWN THE RAIL AGAIN I SWEAR!" Esme called from an unknown location. "Let's go break the law!" He yelled. "Right Emo!" Emmett called back. "Oh my god it smells like sex and candy!" Rosalie called from yet another unknown place. Then suddenly Mike Newton busted through a conviently placed window next to this whole scene. "It's SUPER MIKE! With his sidekick!"-Tyler Crowley came through the roof. "Retarded Tyler! Dammit Tyler I told you the window you freaking idiot! Gosh! Now we look like total freaking retards you bitch! " Then Tyler got smacked across the back of the head. "Um..okayy..." Bella whispered while slowly walking to the door. "Uh, I guess I'll go get away from here! Deuces!" She ran at vampy speed to La Push even though vamps. aren't allowed Bella magically is! Edward had no idea what was going on on account of all the crack he smoked earlier that day. "Rainbows go whoossh!" He whispered, dazed. "Dammit who smoked all my crack?!" Alice yelled from the roof. Carlizzelfoshizzel was no where to be seen. "Booty chicken!" He yelled. Angela came through the hole that Retarded Tyler left in the roof. "Like, oh my god! Like, what am I, like, doing here? Oh my god I lost my contact!" "Okay everybody needs to get out my crib!" Edward yelled. Everyone left. The Cullen's then ate sandwiches.
Well that was random...