Ever wondered how life would be when married to Rachel Alucard?
It's simple, really.
Your life will drop down into slavery.
You are her most loyal servant, who will do anything she asked you to do without complaint.
This woman will berate you even the smallest mistake.
She cares nothing about your health and will make you work until you dropped dead.
Thought you can score from her, even a short hug? Think again.
Marriage for her is one-sided.
She gets all the benefits and you get all the disadvantages.
She won't let you even hold her hand.
Rachel will not give you good food. She will only give you disgusting leftovers.
Your bathroom is in the basement: an old, abandoned restroom filled with foul order and rotten materials.
Your bed is the rose garden outside of her castle.
Your clothes are ragged wipes that are not washed for centuries.
A living nightmare, isn't it?
You're scared of being with her, aren't you?
Ha! You should be!
You know why?
It's because I'm her husband.
Don't even dare to woo her with your shitty manners.
Don't even dare to even talk to her.
Ignoring my warning will cost you your life.
I'm betting you all are wondering why I'm telling you all to stay away from her.
It's simple, really.
The ones I said earlier were just lies.
It's too late to marry Rachel.
I already won her heart.
You better keep your hands somewhere, or else you'll feel my sword down your throat.
Oh yeah, since she's already married, her surname is not even Alucard anymore.
I decided to make my last name Bloodedge, for her sake.
So yeah. Stay the hell away from my woman.