Ten things the Tamora Pierce's characters would never say

Neal – Give Me my vegetables. I need my vegetables.

Alanna – Send me to the convent. I hate Wars.

Kel – I'm going to go climb a sixty foot tree. I LOVE heights.

Jon – Lets go to war with Catheraki. How could Kalasin take my Ice-cream "Kill Kalasin!!!"

Aly – I want to be a knight not a spy. Waaaaaah.

Roger – I don't want Tortall, I don't want world domination. I just want to be a dancer.

Diane – Jon, can I go lead a hunting party for the gallan king to kill myself.

Numair – I'm joining Galla because I hate Diane

George – Jon your a Fat, Earless, Chicken.

Ronld J.r. I'm fine with not being allowed to protect Tortall and sitting in the sideline while my friends protect the country I will one day Inherit.

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