ENTERING THE MATRIX: HP STYLE
By: Snarry
Summary: What if the characters in HP replace the characters in The Matrix? SLASH Agent Snape/Mr. Potter *hint* THE MATRIX SPOILERS!!!!
Disclaimer: I do not own anything.
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CAST
AGENT SMITH . . . SNAPE
NEO . . . HARRY POTTER
TRINITY . . . HERMIONE GRANGER
MORPHEUS . . . LEE JORDAN
CYPHER . . . RON WEASLEY
MOUSE . . . COLIN CREEVY
NIOBE . . . ANGELINA JOHNSON
LOCK . . . SEAMUS FINNIGEN
ORCLE . . . PROFESSOR MCGONAGAL
KEYMAKER . . . CHO CHANG (MALE)
AGENT BROWN . . . SIRIUS BLACK
AGENT JONES . . . BLAISE ZABINI
SWITCH . . . BILL WEASLEY
TANK . . . PERCY WEASLEY
APOC . . . REMUS LUPIN
DOZER . . . DRACO MALFOY
ARCHITECT . . . DUMBLEDORE
Notes: This is a parody of The Matrix and Harry Potter. Many slash pairings.
(PHONE RINGS)
RON
What the hell do you want?
HERMIONE
God Mr. Crabby, I just wanted to now if everything is in place.
RON
...
HERMIONE
I said, is everything in place? Hello? Are you jerking off again?
RON
Uh, You weren't supposed to relieve me.
HERMIONE
And you point is?
RON
Ha! I knew it! You lie him.... you love watching don't you? Watching him get undressed! I though you loved watching me!!
LITTLE NUMBERS MOVE ABOUT ON A COMPUTER SCREEN.
HERMIONE
Shut up.
RON
We're gonna kill his sorry ass!
HERMIONE
Lee thinks he's THE ONE
RON
Well, I think he's a little shit. Do you?
HERMIONE
I... it doesn't matter what I believe.
RON
(brokenly) you don't do you?
Oh shit, one last number pops up.
HERMIONE
Did you hear that?
RON
What? Is my mother spying on us again?
On screen: "Trace complete. Call origin: #312-555-0690."
HERMIONE
Uh, this is creepy. Tell your mother to stop. Oh wait, she's at my mum's house, eating cookies!
RON
Oh yeah.
HERMIONE
I better go.
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And that is the end of the first scene. Hopefully, I'll have the next scene up soon! In the next part, we meet Harry and why does everyone love porn?
I highly suggest you see 'The Matrix'!