A/N

After reading some fanfics and thinking up ideas for my own I finally decided on Animal Crossing for my first fanfic. I spent a nice hunk of time on this, and I have a few chapters done now but I will keep working on it and get it finished.
This is a humor/parody of sorts :p. I laughed writing it so I hope you guys as the readers will enjoy it too.

Chapter 1: Weird lights

Another boring day of school. Another pile of homework that wouldn't be done until the latest possible time. But today was a good day, today was Friday, and I was going to spend the whole night on Animal Crossing!

Entering the door at precisely 3:00 PM, I was greeted by an angry look from my mom standing just behind the front door. (Seriously, did she stand there all day waiting for me to come home just to give me that look?) I opened my mouth to counter whatever she was about to say with an endless barrage of pre-memorized excuses.

"Now Freddie, I expect you to finish your homework before you play that game of yours. You should also catch up on yesterday's work, young man. Also, make sure your room is clean! Your grandparents are coming over and blah blah blah nag nag..." Mom's words faded into the abyss of my head and were transformed into nothingness in no time at all. I realized that excuses were not the right choice of counterattack here, so I quickly put on an innocence routine and milked it to perfection.

"...nag nag, so don't forget to wash your hair and brush your teeth!" With that she was done and walked away to the kitchen. I raced up the stairs, slammed my half door, half poster barrier shut, and tossed myself upon my bed. My room was the typical 14-year old's room, with pictures of rock bands and video game cheats posted all over the walls. A dart board was positioned over my 37-inch plasma screen TV, a picture of my little brother and a few darts pinned to it.

"Time to go to work!" I whispered excitedly, knowing that I already had everything the game had to offer. I had the golden shovel, axe, fishing pole, and net. I cheated a lot by jumping around in time to get all the right fish and bugs, but I didn't care. All those weeds that popped up during the time-jumps could be cleaned up by Wisp in one late night marathon. I had three million bells in the bank and my house completely paid off, but knowing that I could have more kept me going at breakneck speed through the game. Few would know that I got this game only a month ago, thinking that it was just some child's game, no good for a freshman to be playing.

I hit the power button on my GameCube, watched it buzz to life, then plopped down on my bed belly first and reached for my controller. Right as the game started up I realized my stupidity and reset the game, holding down the Z button on my control, and listening to the funny monkey sounds that according to me I only knew about.

My wide smile quickly was wiped away as I faced that dog, Toytak... Tetuk... Totayka... Toyota... Or whatever his name is. (The dog who gives you the music, alright?)

"Yeah man, it's good to have some friends..." He rambled on in Animalese. But wait, that means that my memory card must not be plugged in. After looking at the Gamecube and realizing that the memory card was firmly planted in its slot, where it had been since the first day it was owned by me (It's a myth that leaving it in the slot for too long can risk loosing your data. A MYTH!!11)

Crap, what happened to my data? My little brother must of deleted it! I thought helplessly. (When in doubt, blame others!) 30 days worth of work, down the drain in one. I picked up a dart and threw it at the dartboard, hitting the bullseye which was actually a nostril of the small boy's picture.

At this point I realized that Toyota (Yes, I've dubbed him Toyota until further notice) was stuck on the word "friends." He kept repeating the word over and over. "Friends friends friends friend friend frie frie fri frfrfrfrfrfrfr" and so on.

Stupid glitched game. I thought, kicking the gamecube clear across the room. (Wasn't the first time, wasn't even close. Actually I kicked the Gamecube every time I missed a Coelacanth while ocean fishing. it was a miracle that it still worked.)

What was weird however was that even though both the power and TV cords were disconnected from the back of the Gamecube, Toyota still was glitched as heck on the screen. I hit the power button on the remote, not wanting to look at his ugly face anymore. It did nothing, so I figured the remote was broken too. It flew out the second story window while I punched the power button violently on the TV, to no avail. At this point the white guitar playing dog that wasn't really named Toyota stopped being glitched and froze on screen. The Screen slowly began to fade to pure white, and then glow brighter. The brightness forced me to close my eyes, and soon the whole world spun as the white engulfed everything in my vision.

Strangely enough, as my vision faded back to me, I was on a train with a splitting headache.