letters of complaint

by Straight c- student

what i think the cabins would complain about, but only the main olympian god cabins as there are a million greek gods and i have school :

1. Chapter 1

Letters of complaint:

Zeus

Dear Chiron,

There are not enough beds in the Zeus cabin, and we would appreciate it if you move our father's statue outside so we can actually sleep on the camp beds you provided. They are not the most comfortable things in the world and hippy Zeus glaring down on you does not exactly "scream you're safe so go to sleep." If you can deal with that issue a.s.a.p then that would be great and then the lighting in the big house can go back on.

From

The tired (and grouchy) children of Zeus
Thalia and Jason

Please tell me if I should continue I have ideas for most of the main Olympian god's cabins complaints so please review :-]