This is a pointless story that makes no sense whatsoever. I am going to send this to my

beta reader and have a revised version. But I want to see how people like it first. NO

FLAMES! I will thank those who send me constructive criticism and nice e-mails but I

will delete all FLAMES! Now on with my pointless, crazy, makes no sense and if your

half sane you will NOT read it story. (Pure West) Don't ask cause you don't wanna hear

it and I don't wanna tell it!

Rating: PG

Disclaimer: I don't own nothing and the day I do all hell will break loose! Tolken owns

Pippin and I got this idea from the book THE STINKY CHEESE MAN. Warning: For people who like stories with a plot and that make any sense whatsoever,,

do not read! This is just senseless fun!



One day, Pippin was walking to a blueberry patch to pick some blueberries for his midday dinner. When he got to the blueberry patch, he saw a black bear eating the barriers. Oh *&%#! Pippin thought. How will I get the barriers now. Then he got and idea. Pippin walked up to the bear and startred to tell him a story.

"One day, a hobbit was walking to a blueberry patch to pick some blueberries for his midday dinner. When he got to the blueberry patch, he saw a black bear eating the barriers. Oh *&%#!the hobbit thought. How will I get the barriers now. Then he got and idea. The hobbit walked up to the bear and and startred to tell him a story. One day, a hobbit was walking to a blueberry patch to pick some blueberries for his midday dinner. When he got to the blueberry patch, he saw a black bear eating the barriers. Oh *&%#! The hobbit thought. How will I get the barriers now. Then he got and idea. The hobbit walked up to the bear and and startred to tell him a story." One day, a hobbit was walking to a blueberry patch to pick some blueberries for his midday dinner. When he got to the blueberry patch, he saw a black bear eating the barriers. Oh *&%#! The hobbit thought. How will I get the barriers now. Then he got and idea. The hobbit walked up to the bear and and startred to tell him a story." One day, a hobbit was walking to a blueberry patch to pick some blueberries for his midday dinner. When he got to the blueberry patch, he saw a black bear eating the barriers. Oh *&%#! The hobbit thought. How will I get the barriers now. Then he got and idea. The hobbit walked up to the bear and and startred to tell him a story."


In the end, this did not work. Pippin got eaten by the bear! Well that's the end of this

story. So long! Please R and R my dumb storie. Tell me if you liked it, hated, yell at me

for waisting the last 3 minutes of your lives, anything but flames! LOL. Love you guys.

:P