Maximum Ride doesn't belong to me. It belongs to James Patterson. Only the characters I make up and this fanfic belong to me. This is just a random idea I had and I've got some stuff written. First fanfic I've posted but not my first fanfic.

Max POV

I've always known I wasn't normal. I mean, can you possibly be considered normal if you're 98 human and 2 bird? Or if you have wings, super-speed flight, and the same cooking ability as a rock? Then again, even a rock could probably cook better than me. Anyway, I should get to the point. Normal for me is escaping from or beating the snot out of the evil scientists trying to experiment on me and my flock. Normal for me is traveling around the globe either to hide or shake off the paparazzi. Normal for me is trying to stop insane, retarded, nut-jobs from destroying the world. So what does this mean isn't normal for me? The very last thing you or ANYONE else would ever think of me doing. Going to prom.

I'll put up chapter 1. Let me know what you think.