When life gives you hurricanes and school and club work…. Make a new fanfic. Ha! I'm not dead just I'm working out the kinks in my Bel story; there will be a part two once I find time. Physics and calculus really eats up a lot of time.

"Ciaossu, I'm Reborn."

"And I'm theGrimmbunny the authoress, here to well come and congratulate you on finding this channel. Today we're holding special event that will befit many infants all over the mafia world right Reborn?"

"Yes of course, today we are holding the first ever 'Vongola mafia man auction.'"

"Ooo, how interesting tell us more."

"Well, the 'Vongola mafia man auction' is when we auction off some have the Vongola family and allies to make a quick buck."

"Wow, that's great."

"And that's not all, all the proceeds go to The Mafia Infant Academy a place near and dear to my heart."

"I can surely tell."

"Yes."

"So Reborn when are we gonna start this?"

"As soon as the victims arrive."

"Oh that's my cue." Grimm left the stage returning with a large create marked 'fragile handle with care.' "And here are the products." She pulled out a crow bar and opening the box reviling to the television audience a drugged up Tsuna, Gokudera, and Yamamoto who walked out on stage.

"Wow it was cramped in there."

"Sorry Yamamoto I forgot about your height."

"That's okay Grimm."

"Okay, Reborn I got the first three, but two of them I had to drug." A small screen appeared showing a clip of a girl with a blow darts hitting Tsuna in the neck.

"10th !"

"Haha, I guess Tsuna tired."

"Hi."

"You did this!"

"Now come on Gokudera we don't know that for sure." Gokudera stared at the baseball lover in horror.

"She has a blow dart in her hand!"

"No I don't."

"Yes you do!"

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"Grr, I'll blow you up." Just then Gokudera was hit and passed out on the street.

"Wow, I guess he was sleepy too."

"Ah… yeah, hey if you don't mind helping me carry these two over there do you?"

"No not at all."

"Thanks."

"Yeah, oh well time to wake them up!"

"Way ahead of you." Reborn suddenly changed into a doctor's uniform and had shock pads in hand and shocked the hell out of Gokudera and Tsuna.

"Huh where the heck am I?" Question Tsuna as he struggled under Gokudera's weight.

"Eh, 10th… oh crap, I'm sorry."

"That's okay Gokudera-kun"

"Oh your finally awake."

"Reborn! What's going on here."

"Well Tsuna, this is Grimm, she's gonna be helping me on this auction."

"Auction?" the three teens questioned and began to look at their surroundings.

"NO Way!"

"What the –bleep-."

"Ah, so this is what is."

"Wow cute and dumb, I love that, well Reborn looks like we're gonna have an interesting week ahead."

"That's right Grimm, tune in tomorrow for the auction and cast you bids for your favorite Vongola man. After all we need the money."

"What?"

"Tsuna if you don't get it let me just state it like this: we're gonna sell you guys to fangirls for a quick buck… I mean a charitable organization."

"Which one is that?"

"The Mafia Infant Academy."

"NO WAY!!"

"I'm not doing it if the 10th isn't doing it!"

"I don't think you have a choice in this Gokudera." Grimm held up another bigger blow dart.

"Well, I'm Reborn and tune in next time for a chance to buy a Vongola member. Just leave reviews stating who you want to buy don't worry we will have a lot more items on sale next time. We'll have: Dino, Futa, Lambo, Ryohei, Hibari (if Grimm has the courage) Mukuro, Colonnello, the Varia, and more. So come on down and place a bid cause we need the money…think of the children."

"Yes, think of the children… oh under mafia law we can sell young children as long as we have a signed consent and a ten-year bazooka on hand."

So please review you can leave a bid too.