This is based on... nothing really. I know Raito and L are chained together at the time that I am implying, but in my defence, I have an exam in three hours and am extremely sleep deprived. Forgive me if this isn't up to your usual standards or mine for that matter. This was my way of destressing. Oh! And this is OOC and crack. Review please and enjoy.
Disclaimer: If I owned Death Note... why the hell would I be in school right now?
"L do you know that gods of death love apples?" The eccentric detective muttered to himself as he dropped sugar cubes into his cup of tea. He was lost in the memory of when Kira challenged him with those words.
Raito entered the room munching on an apple. He sat down gracefully in the seat beside L and bit into the fruit as he typed in his password.
Slowly the detective turned towards the person he thought was Kira and stared. He. Was. Eating. An. APPLE!!! Excitedly the detective lunged off his chair towards Raito. Said eighteen-year-old let out a shriek of shock as he was knocked off his chair. He slammed onto the floor with L straddling him. L tore the apple out of his hand and stood up.
"Ha! Now I have conclusive proof that you are Kira!" L declared waving the apple around.
"... nice try Ryuzaki," Raito muttered, getting to his feet. "That wouldn't get me to confess to you."
L stopped waving the apple around in shock. "So you are Kira," he declared. "I knew it!"
"I-I mean if I was Kira," Raito stuttered.
"Too late!" L declared happily. He pulled handcuffs out from underneath the desk and slapped them onto Raito's wrists before dancing out of the room.
Raito was silent for a moment. Then... "Damn it," he muttered.