I woke to the sound of rain on glass and looked across to my off white wall, the first thing I thought was, this isn't my room. Where I live in Australia it is usually sunny, most days I wake up to the sound of waves crashing on the beach and the smell of the sea, I knew something was wrong the second I looked across the room and saw, not my own posters of doctor who and Sherlock Holmes, and a desk with my computer made of a mish mash of three screens I scrounged up the money to buy with various, minimum pay jobs that often involved me serving bratty kids and cleaning tables that looked like someone threw up on them, instead of my paint splattered floor was dark glossy wood planks, this was not my room, I rubbed my face with my hands wiping the sleepy out of my eyes and suddenly panicked, this is not my face, I have a fringe and chubby cheeks, with a little upturned nose that I hate. Oh no, I've gone and possessed someone again! I hate it when I do that.
I put my hand on my head and felt what my hair was like, it was short, wavy and hung in my face, I could tell it was brown by the tufts that where hanging in my eyes, I had a proper look of the room I was in, I recognized it from somewhere but my brain was all fuzzy and i couldn't think. i opened the bedroom door and walked down the hall, i heard a voice from the other room 'Dan, do you when a cup of tea'.
'oh no, this is very VERY bad', i thought to myself. i am Dan Howell, and in the other room is Phil Lester. shit. i started to panic, what am i going to do, do i tell Phil? no, i decided, after two days i will tell him, but until then i just have to play it cool. 'Dan?' Phil called out 'tea?' i walked into the room it was coming from,'no thank you' i said, Phil looked at me with curiosity in his eyes. I went back to Dan's room at lie down on his bed when i heard a voice from the back of my (Dan's) head, this didn't surprise my as much as you would expect it to, i have done this more times than i would like to. 'whoa where am i? what happened? am i dead?' 'no Dan you are perfectly fine, try to stay calm' i thought to him, 'what is happening?' thought Dan's conciseness 'this may be hard to hear, but you have been possessed' 'what' thought Dan, shocked ' i have accidentally possessed you, this is only temporary though so don't panic.' 'don't panic, THAT MIGHT BE A LITTLE HARD RIGHT NOW, YOU KNOW CONSIDERING I AM POSSESSED AT THE MOMENT'
'just try to keep calm, this is as bad for me as it is for you'
'your not the one whose possessed' grumbled Dan
'you are not the one in a foreign country and unwillingly inhabiting the body of Dan Howell'
'i see your point'
'good, now i will try to give you some control of your body so that you can, you know, go to the toilet and take a shower?'
'good idea'
i could feel the embarrassment run through his body as i focused on giving dan some control while not slipping out of existence.