Title: "Hot Like The Sun"
Author: Pirate Turner
Rating: R
Summary: Batman and Catwoman get together in poetry.
Warnings: Although mainly Het, the poem also references Slash.
Disclaimer: Bruce "Batman" Wayne, Selina "Catwoman" Kyle, and Robin are © & TM DC comics, not the author, and is used without permission. Everything else is © & TM the author. The author makes absolutely no profit off of this work of fan fiction, and no copyright infringement is intended.

There's fun
In the sun
With the Cat
And the Bat
In the Cave,
Especially when they bathe
In each other
And hold back anything, they do not bother.

While he may be a cur,
She's never been a nun
And he knows just how to make her purr
As his strokes warm her like the sun.

Robin would certainly lay an egg
If he ever saw how she wraps herself around his Bat's leg!
But in the silence of the Cave,
When the Birdboy's not in need of a save,
All that matters are two hot bodies clashing,
Clothes having been stripped by slashing,
The cries, groans, screams, and hisses,
The deep purr, and kisses
As they come together again and again
And allow passion to reign.

The End