Tyki and Kanda were making out on Kanda's bed. They have been kissing for the past ten minutes and neither of them pulled away to take a breath of air. It wasn't until another good five minutes until they finally parted, both panting. Kanda glances up at his 'secret lover' angrily. "Damn it Noah! When will I get to be on top for once?"
Tyki just shook his head, a playful grin plastered on his face. "Tsk, tsk. Haven't you realized that I'm the seme in this relationship, my little exorcist?" He chuckled, pinching Kanda's nose. Kanda angrily growled and reached out to smack his hand away before Tyki was able to pull it away. "You know, you're the bitchest little uke I have ever been with you know. Allen was kind of bitchy but he was more on the whiney side."
"You fucked moyashi?" Kanda spat with disgust.
"Not for to long. He really got on my nerves after awhile. He whined too much about needing to be saved but my ears were the ones needing saving," Tyki explained.
Kanda snorted. "Whatever, he pisses me off with his stupid nativity. I bet that's why you dated him because it was so easy to get inside his pants?" He asked, smirking.
Tyki chuckled. "You're so right about that one…."
"Che."
Tyki smiled, looking at Kanda with lustful eyes. He started to stroke the exorcist's hair a little. "Damn Yummy-chan, your skin looks do delicious to me right now. I could eat you all up!"
Kanda gave him a nasty glare. "How many times do I have to tell you not to call me 'Yummy-chan!" He snapped, reaching for his precious mugen.
Tyki crackled. "Oh, getting a little kinky here, are we?"
Kanda stared at him horrified. "OH GOD NO!"
Tyki couldn't help but laugh at his lover's facial expression. He pinned Kanda back down on the bed and continued to kiss him.
Tyki will always remain his seme and Kanda's his little bitchy uke.