Chapter one The wedding
Discord's POV
I can't believe it I mean seriously I am spirit of chaos and disharmony for crying outoud so why am I here in this boring wedding again. That's when saw my dear fluttershy my only friend I ever had crazy right? oh right it's because it was her's wedding yes my lovely fluttershy is getting married to somepony named Big Mac? I don't know him at all but then again he's the guy taking my fluttershy from me which suck's but If shes happy I guess should be happy for her right? anyways when I see her in her wedding dress walking towards him I see that smile I love to see from her. I see them looking at each other in love with each other the thought of that want's me to blow cupcake's out my mouth.
I mean love who need's it seriously it's so overrated anyway's am I right but I will be lying if I said "I don't need it not me never going to happen" I mean sure looks nice over the year's I seen couple's together wondering what would it be like to have that? I once liked tia I thought she will be my one who can love me see past my appearance see me the real me but she saw me was a monster then I liked fluttershy who wouldn't but she had a crush on big mac dumb tosh stallion yeah love hurt's so I stopped having that feeling so I don't have to be hurt or get rejected by a mare. So who I'm kidding look at me I have a better chance to rule this place then getting a mare to like me.
So when I saw fluttershy and her new husand dancing together it make's me sick to my stomach I won't admit it out loud but I would love to have a mare look at me like my fluttershy look's at him I sighed but I guess that's never going to happen so I decided to make this wedding less boring my way the best way If you asked me so I snapped my finger's made everymare have clown hair which made me laugh I covered my mouth to hold it in but I failed I have one great sense of humor but I didn't notice that fluttershy went to me until I felt her hoof in my lion paw I looked at her her face was asking me "Please discord"
I sighed said to her " Alright" snapped my finger's to turned everything back she thank me went back to him then I saw her and him leave together for their "honeymoon" I had to threat the stallion if he did anything to her I will take his soul his face was so priceless my stomach hurts from that.
So when I see them gone for the last time I was once again alone with no pony sure I got her friend's they did start to warm up to me only raindash still doesn't trust me I shrugged at that I mean you just can't please everypony am I right so here I am alone I had cleaning duty thank's to tia she must really hate me to make me do this.
I sighed I guess I have to face the fact's there's no way a creature like me will get somepony what am I hades I rolled my eye's about that guy sure he has kidnap a mare to get somepony while me gets none. Zip, Zero I sighed sadly looked at myself in the punch for the wedding I have to understand that thing's can't change for me it's the hurtful truth for myself but just can't denie myself anymore about it I mean I am one thousand year's old what can change for me now? after I was done I snapped my finger's went to my room.