"What!?"
"Yes..."
"Wha-wha-but you never want to go to counseling Sephiroth!"
Sephiroth crossed his arms "And is that a bad thing Angeal?"
Angeal tried to suppress his shock "N-no. It's not, but, wait, Sephiroth what happened? Are you okay? Are you feeling well?" Sephiroth started to make odd grunting noises. "Ah- Are you laughing?" Sephiroth then flung his arms around Angeals neck, sobbing uncontrollably. Oh good Gaia, what happened to him? The only other time I've seen him cry is when his chocobo ran away on that mission... But, at that time, Hojo was experimenting with his meds, so... "Sephiroth calm down, what happened?"
"I-I think I'm haunted! Geal, I swear I-I.." He choked out.
"Breathe, tell me, what happened?" He said, patting the generals back.
He took a deep breath "I-I saw... S-Something outside my window two weeks back, so I-I went to investigate, and... Noth- nothing was there..."
"On your balcony? What did it look like? Is that all that happened?"
"It-it looked like a-a sh-shadow figure, staring at me, I saw it out of the corner of my eyes, then... When I looked at it closer it-it-it-" He burst out sobbing once more.
"Shhhh... Shhhh... What did it do Sephy?"
"IT DISAPPEARED!"
Angeal was utterly confused A 'Shadow Figure' upset him? "Are you sure you weren't seeing things?"
"I'm- I'm sure! And after that it started following me, doing the same thing, disappearing when I looked at it! Then..."
"Then what?"
"Things disappeared here, and reappeared there, some didn't even come back at all, and when I came back to the appartment things were rearranged!"
"Are your medications right? Have you been taking them? Have you been using any substances or-"
"No, Geal! I made sure!" He started throwing a fit.
"Okay, okay calm down."
"...Why don't you believe me?"
"It's not that I don't, I just... Want to make sure first." I don't get this at all! He's killed monsters, fought horrid beasts, and this upsets him? Then something dawned on him "Sephiroth, are you afraid of ghosts?"
Sephiroth looked a little embarrassed, and meekly replied "...Yes..."
Angeal bit down his laughter as best as he could "Do you need someone to stay with you for awhile?" He replied half jokingly.
Sephiroth threw his arms around him again "You would? Really? Thank you, thank you!"
Zack suddenly burst in "Angeal! Guess what, guess what!?" He looked at Sephiroth who jumped back from Angeal in surprise, then a light flickered "Were... Were you two... Hugging?" He scanned Sephiroth's face "And, have you been crying?"
Sephiroth tried his best at a usual gruff sarcastic remark but failed ultimately, making it sound a little more high-pitched than intended "Of course not! You buffoon!"
"Zack, come here, and shut the door," Angeal said.
"Angeal is this necissary?" Angeal gave Sephiroth a glance.
"Uhhh... Okay...?" He walked towards the Generals desk, plopping down in one of the General's armchairs, rubbing the burgandy velvet with his hand as usual and saying "Ohhh... Soft..."
"Zackary Fair!" Angeal exclaimed.
"Whattttttt?" He whined.
"Focus! Me and Sephiroth need your help."
Zack's attention perked up "Really? What for?"
"Sephiroth's having a problem..."
"Uh-huh?"
"He seems..." He looked over at Sephiroth "To have a poltergeist issue."
"Really!? Wait what do you need me for?"
"Well, I was wondering if you could use some of your spying equipment, to capture this... Poltergeist, on film."
"Seriously!? Aww man this is awesome! But I need to call in a team."
"No way! Angeal, stop this now!"
Angeal sighed and looked over at Sephiroth "Sephiroth, do you want this problem solved?"
Sephiroth looked like he was struggling over the most difficult decision of his life, after a moment he sighed "...Fine."
Zack let out a girly squeal "Zack, this mission must be completed with absolute discretion, pick your, 'team' wisely, or Sephiroth won't be the only one to have your head. Which means no one, absolutely no one, must see you performing this mission."
"Why so secretive?" Zack asked curiously.
Sephiroth shifted uncomfortably, and Angeal cleared his throat. For the second time that day it clicked "Oh, my, god... Sephiroth's afraid of ghosts!?"
"Zackary you tell anyone and I will make you suffer the most brutal and painful death imaginable, they will never find your body! You hear me!?" Sephiroth roared, making Zack sink in his chair with an Eeeep! "Do you!?" Zack only nodded. "Good." Apparantly no one noticed Zack cross his fingers.
Angeal then informed him on the details of the mission. "Understood?"
"Yes, sir!"

At the usual spot Zack found Cloud, and Reno. Strangely enough the trio stayed there until right before the lockdown evey night at midnight. It was close to 11:30pm already so the street was dimly lit by street lamps. "You guys, you guys guess what!?" The glee was practically seeping from his pores.
"Yo?" Reno replied then resumed his cigarette.
"What is it this time Zack?"
"I just got assigned an epic mission of epic proportions and you two are gonna take part!"
Reno and Cloud gave eachother a look "Uhhh- we aren't SOLDIERS how do we take part?"
Zack squealed "So then you'll do it!?"
"I never said that! What is it?" Cloud returned.
"Yeah, what is it?" Reno asked.
"Well... It requires skills we all have..." They gave him a look like 'Go on' "... Sephiroth has a ghost haunting him, and they want us to capture it on film!" He said all in one breath, fortunately they've been around him long enough to not need him to repeat himself.
"I'm in! But I better get time off from all my other duties!" Reno said finishing off a cigarette.
"Already done! So it's unanimous! We start now!"
"Hey! I never said I would!" Cloud shouted.
"I know, I'm excited too! What should we name ourselves? I think... Hmm... The Midgar Paranormal Society! MPS for short!"
Cloud let out a large sigh "Whatever, at least I won't get in trouble this time..."
"Thats the spirit!"
"Hmmm... I like the name, has a nice ring to it Midgar Paranormal Society!" Reno said enthusiasticaly. "Do we blow anything up though?"
Zack tried to think "Hmm... Maybe..."
Reno rubbed his hands together and whistled "The perfect job!"
"This most definately will end badly..." Cloud said to himself.
"Now for the details; 1. We stalk Sephiroth with videocameras and try to catch something, 2. We set up cameras in his appartment!" He then burst out laughing, "I even convinced Sephiroth to let us put one in the bathroom!"
Cloud raised his eyebrows "Uhhmm- why would we want to do that?"
"Get your mind outta the gutter Cloud! Wow, you are such a closet perv, seriously! To spy of course, we aren't gonna watch him use the toilet or anything!" Zack exclaimed.
Me the perv? Your the one who wants to spy on him in the bathroom! Cloud thought irriatated.
"Anyways back to the plan! 4. no 3. We do some EVPs and other things... Cloud, you do the ghost sweep, with me, Reno your in charge of the cameras!"
"Yo, I wanna be in on the action!"
Zack put his hands on Cloud's shoulders from behind. "Yeah but we don't want our poor friend here to follow those kinds of dreams..."
"Seriously Zack, I'm not gay!"
Zack failed to whisper to Reno "He's in denial..." To Cloud he said "It's okay buddy, I believe you..."
Cloud shook his head Seriously!? Now he thinks I'm gay!? "You do know there is a girl I like right?"
"You do!?" He turned Cloud to face him grabbing his shoulders "Name! Name!"
"...Tifa..." He replied blushing.
"Hallelueigh! Thank you god!" Zack said relieved raising his hands in the air.
"Zack, you homophobic?" Reno asked. "Thats not cool man..."
Zack stopped abruptly and shot out an answer "No! Why would you ask that?"
"Your agnostic."
"&$^%... I deny all accusations! You sir," He pointed at Reno "Are a slanderous fool! I will not let you ruin my honor!" Zack said starting to babble.
"Woah, woah, calm down, sheesh, everyone has their own opinions, sorry..." Reno said.
Immediatly Zack became cheery again "Let's go team! Who you gonna call! Midgar Paranormal Society!" He started walking away swinging his arms and singing his tune.
Cloud looked at Reno "He has issues..."
"... Yeah, you should tell Angeal his psych meds aren't working again..."
"Will do!"