Naruto on catchphrases

by Hamato Zealus

I believe that nothing can be more annoying then catchphrases, so I take care not to overuse them - believe it!. I do not own Naruto, Naruto, and all related characters and concepts are property of their respective copyright holders.

To the editor,

In recent times, I have received what I believe to be about a million letters (most from fans, I believe) about certain habits. I believe that they are talking about something they believe to be strange in my talking. Well, believe me, it is not my intention to offend, but frankly, I could not quite believe it. Now, I believe that some of you might not understand why my speech is strange, but I believe that it is perfectly normal for everyone to talk like they believe it to be normal. Personally, I believe that I do not have any believable or notable phrases I use too much. However, these letters have led me to believe that some believe that believe to be unbelievable. Thus, I believe I must write this letter, and I hope that the reader will believe it.

First of all, I believe I might add a little note to the people who believe that I am talking about the wrong phrase here, for common practice, I believe that English is commonly believed to be the most understood and believed in language when one believes one talks to an audience believed to be mostly international. Thus, I believe that it is best to write in a language I believe most shall understand. Hence I believed that I should use English.

Secondly, I believe I shall talk about the whole "Catchphrase" fad at this moment. It is my believe that when looking at a believed hero such as yours truly (or at least, I believe you believe me to be a hero), one should not believe what that believed hero is saying, but rather, believe in the believes and actions of that person. After all, who would believe words when no believable actions happen afterwards?

Finally, I shall go into what I believe is an important issue. I have a reputation that I believe to be quite valuable, and I believe that with what I believe to be cheap catchphrases, I would become less believable. And I would not like that, believe it. As of such, I believe that people should believe me when I say that I try to do what I believe to be the most variable things, including, I believe my moves, my wordings and all my actions and believes.

I believe that with these notions in mind, one could hardly believe that I am repetitive, or in any way have any catchphrases. So, in conclusion, please do not believe these people who believe that im unbelievable when I don't believe their believes.

Yours truly,

Naruto "The eternal genin" Uzumaki,
Genin of the Konoha village and number one most surprising ninja (believe it!)