Donna was wrapping up her microwavable ramen noodles when she heard the doorbell ring. By the door were the Sesame Street Gang, "You had to invite the Sesame Street Gang?" Rocket asked,
"I had to" Donna answered, "Mom and Dad are going to be home late, Daddy had to help organize another funeral."
"Boogie, Boogie!" Animal shouted.
"Animal" Donna said, "You'll get your chance to dance."
"What if I get all the dance moves wrong," Telly asked.
"Know worries Telly" Donna replied, "Just follow me and you'll be fine.
"Did we forget to tell you" Rosita said, "We invited, Baby Tooth and the Fuzzy Funk"
"The trio of dancers" Donna asked, "You did, but that's okay, the more the merrier."
"What dance should we do first?" Herry asked.
"How bout, "A Very Simple Dance"" Donna suggested
Everyone agreed to the first dance.
Rocket got out his DJ equipment and started to play, "This is ridiculous" he groaned
"Are ya ready? Here we go...
Come on and do a dance with me
It's just a little step or two
I'll teach you how
We'll start right now
It's a very simple dance to do
First clap your hands, (clap clap clap)
Then stomp your feet (stomp stomp stomp)
It's a very simple dance to do
Wait I forgot to tell you
There's another little step or two
Turn around (whee)
And touch your toes (groan)
It's a very simple dance to do
Clap your hands, (clap clap clap)
Stomp your feet (stomp stomp stomp)
Turn around (whee)
And touch your toes (groan)
It's a very simple dance to do
Wait I forgot to tell you
There's another little step or two
Pull your ears (ouch ouch ouch)
And flap your arms (flap flap flap)
It's a very simple dance to do
Now clap your hands, (clap clap clap)
Stomp your feet (stomp stomp stomp)
Turn around (whee)
Touch your toes (groan)
Pull your ears (ouch ouch ouch)
Flap your arms (flap flap flap)
It's a very simple dance to do
Wait I forgot to tell you
There's another step and then we're through
Stretch up high (ahhhh!)
And all fall down (ooooooh!)
It's a very simple dance to do
Clap your hands, (clap clap clap)
Stomp your feet (stomp stomp stomp)
Turn around (whee)
Touch your toes (groan)
Pull your ears (ouch ouch ouch)
Flap your arms (flap flap flap)
Stretch up high (ahhhhhh!)
And all fall down (ooooooooh!)
It's a very simple dance to do
Clap your hands, (clap clap clap)
Stomp your feet (stomp stomp stomp)
Turn around (whee)
Touch your toes (groan)
Pull your ears (ouch ouch ouch)
Flap your arms (flap flap flap)
Stretch up high (ahhhhhh!)
And all fall down (ooooooooh!)
It's a very simple dance to do
It's a ... very ... simple ... dance ... to do."
In the end, they all jumped into a pile.