The True Tale of the Telletubies (or Bubblechubbies in that matter)
Note: I don't own Telletubbies, that's suicidal! When there are italics, that is what the teletubby says in some cases if it doesn't have their name in front of it.
Over the Hills and far away, Bubblechubbies come to play.
*Theme music* Bubblechubbies, Bubblechubbies, say 'Im real dumb!"
'I dumb!' Tinkle Winkle, 'Tinkle Winkle' Dipstick! Dipstick! Baa-baa! Baa-Baa! Ho. Ho!
Bubblechubbies, bubblechubies, say Im gay! (I am not trying to offend gay ppl, I know some myself, and they sing the song with me!!) I gay!
Microphone: Time for Bubby play time! Time for Bubby play time! All bubblechubbies: Yay!! Tinkle Winkle: lets play with my purse (Yes, it's a purse, NOT A BAG, we all know!) Dipstick: ok! Lets go shopping! Ho: I want to play with my scooter! Baa-Baa: lets play with my ball! (lol!)
Windmill: brrrrrrr (blowing magic dust in the air) All bubblechubbies: ah! (Bubblechubbies stick tummies out in order, screens brighten then fade out. Dipstick is the chosen one of the day) All: Dipstick!!! Dipstick: ah! Yay!
Screen: "And now, back to Mr. Rogers! *It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.* All: yay!! Mr. rogers: come on kids, you can say Nicotinamide Adenine Dinucleotide phosphate (NADP`it's a biology term for all those who don't know) ! Its easy! (Pause) Good job! I knew you could do it! Lets take a ride on the trolley! (Show continues then ends) All Bubblechubbies: Again! Again! Again! Windmill: brrr *spreads magic dust on Dipstick again
Screen: and now, back to mr. Rogers! *it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.* All: yay! Mr. Rogers: come on kids! You can say Nicotinamide Adenine Dinucleotide phosphate! Its easy! (Pause) Good job! I knew you could do it! Lets take a ride on the trolley! (Show continues then ends) All: awwww. Its over. Again Again! Screen narrator: Noooooo. Time for Bubby snack time! All: yay! Bubby custar! Bubby Custar! Bubby Toast! Bubby Toast!
*all proceed into kitchen and meet mr vacuum) Mr. vacuum: slurp irp slicp plthgt All: Bubby Custar! Bubby Custar! Custard machine: bbbbbbrrrggggggg *custard comes out into bowl* Tinkle Winkle: yay! Bubby Custard! Screen narrator: be careful Tinkle Winkle or you are going to spill it! *Tinkle Winkle jumps up and down repetitively* *spills custard and slips on it* Tinkle winkle: *honk!* All: yay! Bubby Custar! Bubby Custar! Baby sun: he haa haa haa
*Microphone comes out of the ground* Time for Bubby Byebye! Time for Bubby Bye Bye! All: Noooooo. Narrator: yessss All: Noooooo *hide inside garbage cans* Ho: Boo! *jumps out of can!* Dipstick: Boo! *does what ho did* Baa-Baa: Boo! *giggles and jumps out!* Tinkle Winkle; Boo! Wooooaah! *jumps and hits edge of can, so fat that he tips can over and falls over *honk!*
Screen narrator: that's all for today! Join us tomorrow! *Theme music*
Baby sun: he haa haa he ha!
*The END*
Please Read and Review! Tell me what ya think!
Note: I don't own Telletubbies, that's suicidal! When there are italics, that is what the teletubby says in some cases if it doesn't have their name in front of it.
Over the Hills and far away, Bubblechubbies come to play.
*Theme music* Bubblechubbies, Bubblechubbies, say 'Im real dumb!"
'I dumb!' Tinkle Winkle, 'Tinkle Winkle' Dipstick! Dipstick! Baa-baa! Baa-Baa! Ho. Ho!
Bubblechubbies, bubblechubies, say Im gay! (I am not trying to offend gay ppl, I know some myself, and they sing the song with me!!) I gay!
Microphone: Time for Bubby play time! Time for Bubby play time! All bubblechubbies: Yay!! Tinkle Winkle: lets play with my purse (Yes, it's a purse, NOT A BAG, we all know!) Dipstick: ok! Lets go shopping! Ho: I want to play with my scooter! Baa-Baa: lets play with my ball! (lol!)
Windmill: brrrrrrr (blowing magic dust in the air) All bubblechubbies: ah! (Bubblechubbies stick tummies out in order, screens brighten then fade out. Dipstick is the chosen one of the day) All: Dipstick!!! Dipstick: ah! Yay!
Screen: "And now, back to Mr. Rogers! *It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.* All: yay!! Mr. rogers: come on kids, you can say Nicotinamide Adenine Dinucleotide phosphate (NADP`it's a biology term for all those who don't know) ! Its easy! (Pause) Good job! I knew you could do it! Lets take a ride on the trolley! (Show continues then ends) All Bubblechubbies: Again! Again! Again! Windmill: brrr *spreads magic dust on Dipstick again
Screen: and now, back to mr. Rogers! *it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.* All: yay! Mr. Rogers: come on kids! You can say Nicotinamide Adenine Dinucleotide phosphate! Its easy! (Pause) Good job! I knew you could do it! Lets take a ride on the trolley! (Show continues then ends) All: awwww. Its over. Again Again! Screen narrator: Noooooo. Time for Bubby snack time! All: yay! Bubby custar! Bubby Custar! Bubby Toast! Bubby Toast!
*all proceed into kitchen and meet mr vacuum) Mr. vacuum: slurp irp slicp plthgt All: Bubby Custar! Bubby Custar! Custard machine: bbbbbbrrrggggggg *custard comes out into bowl* Tinkle Winkle: yay! Bubby Custard! Screen narrator: be careful Tinkle Winkle or you are going to spill it! *Tinkle Winkle jumps up and down repetitively* *spills custard and slips on it* Tinkle winkle: *honk!* All: yay! Bubby Custar! Bubby Custar! Baby sun: he haa haa haa
*Microphone comes out of the ground* Time for Bubby Byebye! Time for Bubby Bye Bye! All: Noooooo. Narrator: yessss All: Noooooo *hide inside garbage cans* Ho: Boo! *jumps out of can!* Dipstick: Boo! *does what ho did* Baa-Baa: Boo! *giggles and jumps out!* Tinkle Winkle; Boo! Wooooaah! *jumps and hits edge of can, so fat that he tips can over and falls over *honk!*
Screen narrator: that's all for today! Join us tomorrow! *Theme music*
Baby sun: he haa haa he ha!
*The END*
Please Read and Review! Tell me what ya think!