I don't own Suigetsu and Sasuke! The creator of Naruto does. c:
~Our Hair?~
"Crap! My roots are dark again!" said Suigetsu, absolutely furious over having to dye his hair AGAIN. "Why couldn't my hair be naturally white..." he mumbled.
Suigetsu had just prepared everything and began putting the dye into his hair.
"Bye bye dark roots!" squealed Suigetsu.
Suddenly, he heard the door open, to his completely spotless bathroom.
"SUIGETSU!" yelled an extremely angry Uchiha.
"What?" cried Suigetsu, dropping the bottle of dye.
"You are breaking a huge rule here!" shouted Sasuke.
"What rule?" retorted Suigetsu, snatching up the dye before Sasuke could.
"We're not supposed to do our hair in such an obvious place! It could ruin our reputation of supposedly having naturally sexy hair!" screamed Sasuke, looking as though he'd faint, "Our fans wouldn't love us as much!"
Suigetsu sweat-dropped and thought about this for a second. "Um..." was all he could manage.
"Our hair would be easily mimicked, Suigetsu, mimicked! Is that what you want? If I hadn't came in here and stopped you in time, someone else may have seen!" rambled Mr. Duckbutt.
"Yeah.. about that.." Suigetsu trailed off.
Sasuke's face contorted, "SOMEONE SAW?" he asked.
"No." replied Suigetsu.
"Then what?"
"Well... why the hell were you sneaking into my bathroom anyway?" questioned Suigetsu.
Sasuke went pale. "Well! I'm going to go talk to Karin! Don't forget the rule!" said Sasuke nervously as he slipped out the bathroom door.
Then Suigetsu thought to himself... "So that's why he ignores girls..."