This is a spoof off of the parody song, "Star Wars Cantina". I redid the lyrics so it's about the Titans. You can find the original song and lyrics here: http/members. Listen to it, it's funny as heck!
Disclaimer: I don't own Teen Titans, Star Wars, the song "Star Wars Cantina", the song "Copacabana", or Pizza Hut. ButI do own this song/fic/whatever you wanna call it.
Titans Cantina
Her name was Raven, she was half demon,
with a diamond and purple hair, and Trigon drawing near.
So Batman, found Dick Grayson.
He'd have to put hero plans, into the Boy Wonder's hands.
So this is Robin's cut, he had to go kick some butt,
and he ran into Beast Boy and they went to Pizza Hut…
At the Titans, Titans Cantina,
The coolest heroes you've ever seen-a!
Here at the Titans, Titans Cantina,
Pizza, and powers, and the neatest tower, at the Titans!...
Her name was Starfire, she was an alien,
With a starbolt on each hand, she got her evil sister banned,
There with Cyborg, he was part robot.
A car is his best friend, which he polishes whenever he can.
But the villains are more, Slade's robots at the door.
With Robin's birdarangs, now there's a metal arm on the floor…
At the Titans, Titans Cantina,
The coolest heroes you've ever seen-a!
Here at the Titans, Titans Cantina,
Pizza, and powers, and theneatest tower, at the Titans!...
Her name was Terra, she was a traitor,
The friendship she missed, and by the way she's Slade's apprentice.
She almost kissed Beast Boy, and then betrayed him.
In that far away city, Terra's having a killing spree.
Gizmo is such a geek, Mad Mod's an English freak,
Why didn't he relax, and have some biscuits and tea…
At the Titans, Titans Cantina,
The coolest heroes you've ever seen-a!
Here at the Titans, Titans Cantina,
Pizza, and powers, and theneatest tower, at the Titans!...
I have nothing against English people by the way. Tell me what you think. If you listen to "Star Wars Cantina" first it might make more sense.