Filch and Madame Pince: An Expected Romance
1 hour, 5 minutes and 5, 6, 7 seconds. He had been in love with her that long. It had all started when he had been prowling the halls near the library looking for students out of bed.
It was then he heard the screaming…
By the sound of it, it was a young boy, probably a first year. Filch relished the sound; he hadn't heard a sound like that since Dumbledore took way his 'torture the students' privileges. Filch knew he was sadistic but he didn't care, and he needed to know what was going on behind the library doors, to calm his sadistic self.
He opened the doors and was shocked, then confused, and then madly in love, for there in the corner stood Irma Pince. She was towering over a first year, who was cowering before her, covered in blood. Filch was shocked, for he didn't know that Madame Pince had sadistic qualities. He was confused because he is a male (an especially stupid one) and finally madly in love because he had finally found his one true love…
Together they killed the little first-year and ate him with fries from McDonalds. They then moved around different schools in different countries carrying out their sadistic child eating together.
THE END