A/N: If you do not like the plot or character plot, then don't read the fic.
SUMMARY: Orihime loves to sing and dance. Ichigo stayed the night, after fighting Hollows and wakes up to Orihime listening to a very different song and when he gets up. What will he see?
DISCLAIMER: All is owned by Kubo-sensei
RATING: T
One Shot:
Baby Got Back.
Ichigo woke up to a heavy beat and the clanging of pans and to Orihime's voice, but not the lyrics he was expecting to hear.
"I like big butts and I cannot lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face you get sprung."
Ichigo quickly sat up, his head reeling and he flung the covers off, wearing pajama pants that rode low on his hips and nothing to hide his flawless upper body. Ichigo walked out of Orihime's bedroom to be greeted to the sight of Orihime's hips swinging in every direction, her butt shaking as she cooked, in Ichigo's t-shirt that was too long for her with the number 15 emblazoned at the front, her pretty pink panties barely visible as he shook his head, watching her with a look of horror on his face.
Orihime kept dancing, humming to the words of the song as her butt shook.
"I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble"
Orihime giggled as she jumped and faced Ichigo, a deep blush taking over her face as her stormy eyes looked right into his chocolate brown. "Oh. . . Ichigo. . ." Her eyes raked over his half naked form and her eyes hooded before she shook her head and looked back to his face.
"What are you doing Orihime?" Ichigo asked, his eyes attached to her still moving hips.
"I-It's a good song. I-I just got carried away. I can turn it off."
Orihime made a move to turn off the music when Ichigo grabbed her hand and pulled her body to his and he moved his hips against hers, singing with the lyrics with a sly smile.
"Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sisters, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna
Till the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies!"
Orihime sang with him. "Yeah!"
"Ladies!"
"Yeah!"
"If you wanna roll in my Mercedes"
"Yeah!"
Ichigo twirled Orihime around and smiled as she let go and shook her butt, bending so she had more room to move.
"Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got Back!"
Ichigo and Orihime laughed and they hugged tightly, still giggling. "That was fun, Ichi." Orihime said, looking up at her boyfriend with happy gray eyes.
"Yes it was, Hime. I'm glad I woke up." Ichigo leaned down and their lips met, kissing deeply and lovingly.
When they pulled away, their breathing abnormally fast. "I love you Ichigo." Orihime whispered against her lovers lips.
"I love you too, my Hime." Ichigo whispered and kissed her once more. "And that big butt." Ichigo laughed as Orihime blushed bright red.
"Ichi~!"