Jacob walked in grinning his head off. I could certainly say I wasn't in the right mood to smile. My hand hurt like hell and I was still pissed off with Jacob for kissing me. He followed me upstairs even though I made it very clear that I didn't want him to. I punched Edward's number into my mobile. Jacob was grinning foolishly at me. I wanted to punch him again, but new I would only hurt my other hand. That would make it impossible for me to hold the phone and talk to Edward so that I could ask him to kill Jacob for me.

"Bella, I've got something that'll cheer you up," said Jacob so matter of factly that it tempted me to laugh.

"What?" I winced as I put my hand in my lap.

"A song!" he shouted over dramatically before adding, "I found it on Youtube." I looked up at him unable to believe that he thought a song was the most brilliant thing to cheer me up right now. Realising I wasn't going to give my consent to him singing any time soon, he began.

I kissed a wolf, just to try it

Taste of his heated wolf lips

I kissed a wolf, just to try it

Hope my Edward don't mind it

It felt so wrong, It felt so right

So much better than Edward in Twilight

I kissed a wolf just to try it, just to try it!

Jacob finished laughing. I, on the other hand, was not amused.

"That song's about me, isn't it!" I whispered, trying to keep my anger under control.

"Yep," Jake smiled smugly, "So what?"

"I DIDN'T kiss you. You kissed me! I didn't even want to try it! It was NOT better than my Eddikins and I hope Eddikins DOES mind it so that he can punch you in the face for me! And why was there a song about me, you and Eddy on Youtube." Jake just roared with laughter.

"The whole world knows about me, you and Eddy," Jacob explained, "In fact, they've even got team Edward and Jacob. I am, obviously, a devoted team Jacob fan!"

Suddenly, I realised there was laughing coming from my mobile. I picked it up, wincing when I tried with my damaged hand firt.

"Eddikins?" I asked warily.

"it's me," he lauged, I could here Emmett booming in the background.

"Is it true...about the whole world knowing?"

"Yep," he said as if it didn't even matter.

"But doesn't that put you in danger?"

"No, everyone loves me Bella! Well, those who don't think I moan too much," Emmett's laugh grew impossibly louder, "Anyway, do I need to pick you up?"

"Yes, straight away!"

"Okay, be right there, love you!"

"Love you too, my Eddikins!"

Jake mad puking actions as ended the call and prepared myself for how I was going to talk to Charlie about this.