Voldy's Song – To the Tune of 'Your Song' (Moulin Rouge Version)
[enter strings]
My gift is my song
And this one's for you
You can tell the Death Eaters
This is your song
It may be quite simple but,
Now that it's done
I hope you don't mind
I hope you don't mind
That I put down in words,
How wonderful life is
Now you're back from the dead.
Sat on my broom
And I kicked a bludger
And some of those snitches well they
They got me quite cross.
But the Potter freak fell
While I wrote this song.
It's the people like you that
Keep him hospitalised ….
[enter opera singing evil troll]