Acrostic poem by Harry while in History of Magic (He really should be doing his work or he'll never know about witch burnings in the fourteenth century and why it was completely pointless… Lucky Hermione was paying attention)

PRETTY COOL

ALMOST AS COOL AS DOBBY'S NEW SOCKS

TITS! (Don't know how that's relevant)

ROBES ARE NICE SOMETIMES

OMG!!

NOT A BOY (Yay for you!)

U ARE NICE

SO FETCH!