I DO NOT OWN THIS!! NOT ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A FIFTH GRADER OR POJ!!
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Katharina (aka ME): Welcome to ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5 GRADER!!
(Audience screams loudly)
Kat: And you will now welcome our guest host, NICO DI ANGELO!!
(Fans Scream loudly and cheer as Nico runs down the hallway)
Nico: Thank you!! I love this job!!
Kat: Nico, you can now introduce are students.
Nico: Okay. Now for are first student… (Looks at note card and gasps) Clarisse.
Clarisse: You got a problem with me you little Goth?
Nico: No, do you have a problem with my assistants? (Claps hand and a skeleton appears.)
Clarisse: No
Nico: Okay, well anyway are next student is……… Annabeth Chase.
Annabeth: (Walks Out) Thank you. Thank you.
Nico: Our next student is… Grover Underwood? Wait he's a satyr, not a demigod.
Kat: It doesn't matter. He hangs out with Percy & demigods so much he isn't counted as a satyr right know.
Grover: Hey!!
Kat: That's a complement you are an it as of right know.
Grover: Fine
Nico: Our next student is, Percy Jackson. (Turns to Kat) How did he get on here, he's to dumb!!
Percy: Hey I'm not dumb!! I just excel in anything that has to deal with the ocean/ shore/ sea/ water.
Nico: WOW!! You really are a Seaweed Brain.
Percy: Only Annabeth calls me Seaweed Brain!
Nico: Why am I wet?
Percy: Hello Nico, did you notice I'm not wet?
Nico: Percy, you only get wet from dog saliva & showers
Percy: Right… Right.
Nico: And the last student is drum roll please!! Thaila Samson!!
Thaila: Nico!! So happy to be on this show!! Not
KAT: Come back after the break on...
ALL: ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A DEMIGOD!!
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