*I do not own Psych, well.. In my dreams I do :)
It was midnight and Shawn had just returned home after working a case with Gus, Juliet was already asleep. He took off his shoes and climbed into bed trying not to wake Juliet.
"Shawn, did you just get home?" Juliet asked half asleep.
"Yeah, Gus and I were working on a case. Go back to sleep." He said and gave her a kiss on the forehead.
"Night Shawn, Love you." She gave him a peck on the lips.
"Love you too." he said then she fell back to sleep in seconds.
Shawn smiled and put his arm around her then closed his eyes. He fell asleep quickly, something about Juliet being in his arms always made him sleep better. In the morning he'd awaking and felt the other side of the bed, Juliet wasn't there. He opened his eyes and looked around. "Where am I?" He said to himself noticing he was in a room, but not Juliet and his room.
"Jules?" Shawn yelled but no answer. "Jules, Juliet?" He said then hopped off of the bed and walked out into the hallway, it wasn't their house. He noticed a award or something on the wall, it read Chief of Police Santa Barbara Police Department, Shawn Spencer.
"What the hell." He said to himself.
Knock, Knock, Knock.
He jumped at the sound of someone knocking at his door and then walked downstairs, when he opened the door Gus was standing there.
"Oh thank god, Gus it's you!"
"Yeah buddy, I come over every morning when Amber leaves." Gus said and Shawn shot him a confused look.
"Who's Amber? And where the hell am I?" Shawn asked.
"You picked now for the first time in your life to get a sense of humor?"
"What are you talking about? Is this some kind of trick? Did Lassie put you up to this?"
"Who is Lassie?"
"Lassie, Lassiter."
"Oh you mean Carlton?"
"We never call him that."
"Why would we call him Lassie? He's not a dog, he's a detective."
"Why is there a plaque on the wall that says I'm the chief of police?"
"Because you are, what is up with you today?"
"I'm not the chief of police! Karen Vick is."
"Karen Vick is LAPD's chief of police, you guys are always feuding about jurisdiction."
"I am not the chief, I'm a psychic detective."
"Are you messing with me? You think you are psychic?"
"No! Fake psychic, but you and my parents are the only one's that know I'm a fake."
"You would never lie to the police, you are really starting to freak me out Shawn."
"You're freaking me out!" Shawn yelled and Gus realized he wasn't kidding.
"Oh my god, you're not messing around. You really don't know what's going on?"
"No!"
"Um... tell me about what your life was like up till today?"
"When I came back to Santa Barbara seven years ago Lassie called me in after I left a tip and he thought I was in on the robbery, he was going to put me in jail so I told him I got the tip because I'm psychic. Of course I was lying but everyone but Lassie believed me so Vick kept hiring us on as consultants-"
"Us?"
"Yeah, you are my partner."
"Shawn, I'm not gay."
"I know! My partner in our detective agency. Anyways, we solve crimes because my dad taught me how to use my photographic memory and acute observation to better use-"
"I know that part is true in this- this ah, lets say world. That's why you became chief, speaking of which you have to be to work in thirty-five minutes."
"How am I supposed to go to work when I have no idea what's going on... Wait, where is Jules?"
"Jules? Who's that?"
"Juliet O' Hara."
"Carlton's partner, She probably at work. Why?"
"Jules is my girlfriend."
"You guys barely ever talk to each other other then when you give her a case, although I pretty sure she has a crush on you."
"Do I have a girlfriend?"
"No, you always say you're too busy to have one."
"Oh my god in this world I'm weird."
"I wouldn't call you weird, you are the most mature person I've even met."
"Oh dear god, mature?"
"Yeah, now get ready you have never been late for work."
"Never been late? What kind of world is this!" Shawn said and started walking down the hallway.
"Shawn, the bathroom is upstairs." Gus said and Shawn turn around then went upstairs into the bathroom then looked in the mirror, he didn't look different at all. He undressed quickly then hopped into the shower and when he was done he put on jeans and a tee-shirt then blew dried his hair, he looked through every drawer in the bathroom but couldn't find his hair gel. "Gus! Do you know where I keep my hair gel?"
"You don't use hair gel."
"Then how do I do my hair?"
"With a comb."
"There is no way I am going to work without gelling my hair."
"We could stop off at your parents house, Tyler always has hair gel." Gus said then Shawn ran out of the bathroom and into the room Gus was in.
"Tyler?"
"Your brother."
"I have a brother?"
"Yeah, nothing like you though. He's immature, hyper and always referring the 80's. He is sixteen but you can tell he won't grown up to be anything, I could never be friends with someone like that."
"Oh yeah you could, and my parents are still together?"
"Yeah, they have one of the best marriages ever. Now hurry up, lets go. I'm taking you to work because your cars in the shop, go get your suit on."
"Suit, really?"
"Yes" Gus said and Shawn went and put a suit on then they walked outside and Gus unlocked a Mustang.
"This is your car?"
"Yes."
"How could you afford this?"
"Doctor's get payed good."
"Dude I'm proud of you, you're a doctor?"
"Yes, what else would I be?"
"You don't want to know." Shawn said then they got into the car and it occurred to Shawn that he must be dreaming so he started pinching his arm over and over again.
"Dude, chill out. You're going to be full of bruises."
"This has to be a dream!"
"Shawn, I'm afraid it's not. You might have to face the fact that you may never go back to your old life."
"So I have to be the chief of police, be mature and make my girlfriend fall in love with me again, it took five years last time!?"
"I guess so, were here." Gus said as they pulled up into a driveway of a huge house.
"This is where they live?"
"Yup." Gus replied and they got out of the car.
-Okay that was my first chapter. I know I'm not that good of a writer but I hope you like it. Not much Shawn and Juliet in this part but there will be more to come.