Um, yeah, this just came to me from nowhere. It's a bit of a crackfic/plot bunny thing…its set in the Virtual World arc (Or whatever they're calling it) when Malik is by himself in the blimp…yeah…It's probably OOC, and really bad, but hey, people need practice!
Malik Ishtar: "blah"
Yami Marik: "Blah"
Disclaimer: I don't own anything recognizable…and if I had more imagination, this would actually be a funny disclaimer.
"Buh dum, buh dum, buh dum da dum da dum da dum da dum...bum bum... bum ba da bum da da…"
Malik Ishtar banged his head on the wall of his soul room. Where had his Yami learned such an annoying tune?
"Da da da da, da da, dum dum da dada…"
"RRRARGHHH!" Malik screamed in frustration. What was that tune, and where did it come from!? He knew he knew it from somewhere… He replayed what his Yami had done that day…
* His Yami had slept till one o'clock, dreaming of taking over the world using brussel sprouts…No, he didn't get it either.
* Fixed his skin-colored sleeve. (And guess what he hid on it? You got it! Duel Monster cards!)
*Watched American T.V….
* He…
HOLD IT!!! Malik remembered!
Silence fell upon the soul room, only a humming could be heard. Malik bowed his head…
…and shook with uncontrollable laughter.
His Yami was humming the 'Pink Panther' theme.
~*~
Yeah…that was horrid, I know. Please don't flame me!