A/N- Written by most members of multi-shipper during a party. You've been warned.
"Is that a llama over there?
"No, idiot. That's an alpaca."
"But…it's shiny."
"So are ALL shiny things, dammit!"
"Oh…"
"Guess what? Pickles!"
"What?
"The alpaca's standing behind you."
"What does that have to do with pickles?"
"Shut up, I like pickles."
"You know, Edward, a pickle looks like something else."
"Umm…a banana?
"Oh, come on, you can't ignore it."
"What are you talking about?"
"What else could it look like?"
Edward sighed. Jasper was horny, and you didn't need to have the ability to read others' emotions to know that. Edward could tell that Jasper felt feelings towards him that were "more" than…family-related. And for some reason, Edward wasn't opposed to that.
"Hey Jasp, do you want to catch a movie sometime today?"
"Sure, but which one?"
"Well, I heard Brokeback Mountain was good."
"Oh, I always wanted to see that!!!1!!11!"
Edward smiled coyly. "Me, too."
But unfortunately, before they could act out their favorite scenes from the commercials, they were interrupted by a LOUD moaning noise.
"Fuck, Roxas. Where did you learn that…mmm…"
Jasper gaped and turned to Edward, whose coy smile had turned downright mischievous.
"Do you want to see if they want company?"
"AXEL!"
"Hell yeah."
-The following scenes have graphic images and may disturb younger readers. Reader discretion is advised-
Due to a temporal warp Axel and Roxas somehow ended up in Forks (Fanfiction makes EVERYTHING possible).
Now picture this:
4 hot guys.
Together.
Naturally, the four guys were attracted to each other. So within five minutes, interesting things were going on. Fun things…
"JENGA!"
"SCRABBLE!"
"BANANA TIIIIIMMMME."
"NO, YOU BITCH, IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME."
"Well, I think it's time for you to get a watch."
"It's SEXY time."
"You have a one-track mind, don't you, Axel…"
And then the planet exploded…not. But something else did. *cough* And another, and another, and another…
THE END