A/N: Read Thor GetS Rabies first please. This takes after it...
It had been three tweeks sense Phil had became a mutation, the Avangers were so damn annoyed by it. Phil had been blesed by God with the mutee power that makes him supa convancing just like Wolvarines ex gillyfriend from Xmen Organs. He has bean very unfair and abusing his powars. Steve was his favorute always gott the butt of thangs.
Soon Nick Furry decided that the bast idea was ta send him to a class for the mutants. Mabe he would learn to console his abilititties. They sign him up right away he was so exited to be starting high schoolie soon and buy some books.
It was his fist day of school... He was honorfied by the who the teacher was, it was Spidafucks imbilical twin bruthar, Doctor Octapussy. He dint have 8 lags but he did have the four tentacles growling out of his pack that talked to the class instad of him.
"OK CLASS we are goings to teache you about child devalipies." The flirt tenticlee was stalking to the class. "Open your books to page 3224 and look at the sturdy deeds." It was smart and controlling Doc Octopuss.
The class of five ( bcause mutnats are rarist ) tuned their pages and the tentacle read to them about sexual orgins and halped each of them discovur if they were a she or a he. Phil was glads to find out he was a he but rally hoped Steve was a she. But the capitan chan was net in his class so he dacided he take the book home and ask him hisshelf.
The tentackle didnt no shit about fucking math so it skipped the whole sextion togather and read tham a horror novel Twilirght instad... it was pretty fucking evil. Was written the nasti Staphansie Mayer.
After class the tentaclues sent them on there sway and Phil ran home to the Avangers, he told Nick Furz about the tacher, "It toothed me," He whinnied and Nick was in a rage. "He is Spidafucks brother to!"
The Avangers gasped honestly, Tony spooned for the misunderstudded teacher, "OK But wat if the tentacle is just trying to be normal and love a normal life we can't be the ones to take that away from ham.
Back Window secund the "Ya besides Spidahands woulda kill him if he was a human muggler."
Phil looked frown, "Maybe was wrong" he was failing a little down his powers made him quick to judge.
Bruce paddled him on the back, "It's OK I was a judgeemental man when I first get my Green pickles side." Phil felt better already.
Later that night they all took Phil to a bar to halp him celbrate his first days of schooling, they all had the beer in there hand and were getting kind confused by it all.
But Bruce was not... he was not dranking anything but has the cup in his hand to mate it look that way, Loki and Tony sat with him and he was planning to get that threesome. It was all going accoding to plan when tha three left the bar a little early.
"Why are we all in bed togather?" Tony was so drunk that his quetion make him gaggling.
"We going to compear." Hulk lied them both and Loki was all horny "OK PLS DO!" He was so eager and rushed his pants off.
Back at the bar Phil was gone drank more but than his teacher walked in and maled him feel all wrong. He pot his drink down and hopped the teacher tentkle wouldn't notice it, but than the tentckcles all four looked over at him!
He dropped his balls and ran outside hopping that tomorrow thas nightemare would be gone.
TO be contnued.