This is not mine. The fanfiction is.
A man of blue skin, sharp teeth and bulging muscles the other of stitches, strings and money. Not a whole lot in common, no obvious reason for attraction. To an outsider their relation, love, and lust might be strange to them. It would be even stranger if they don't understand bondage! You didn't suppose thus strings were only good for pick pocking did you? Well let's just say more interesting uses were found.
The attrition started out with a simple mission of collecting owed money, which incidentally, is Kakuzu's favorite mission. He normally would do it with Hidan and Kisame would do other missions with Itachi but Sir Leader thought it would be best to try Kisame's huge muscles as a persuasive tool rather then Hinda's loud mouth.
"W We! We promise we'll have your money! Just don't hurt our children!" The father/ man in debt to Akatsuki said. "We won't have to if you would just give us the money." Kakuzu said. "Please! Please! We'll give you the money! Just please let me get t!" The wife pleaded. "You have one minute." Kisame warned. The wife quickly went to the other side of the room lifted up the lose floor boards and toke out all their money. She didn't even have time to percent it to him before it was token by Kakuzu's strings.
"Next time don't make us wait." Kisame warned. He and Kakuzu left the house money to tow.
They had to put up camp a few hours later and by Kakuzu they would be back at the hide out tomorrow.