Inspired by a prompt from the awesome and amazing bubblecloudz. Go check out her stuff! :) You won't regret it, I promise!

Prompt:

-Less than 1000 words ;)
-CharcacterA (POV character) must act like they like a topic of your choice, but character B calls them out on it.
-Any fandom, any genre.
-Use the phrase 'I AM SORRY, I AM A USELESS TURNIP' (caps or nah is cool)
-No pairing /established/ but can be hinted at.

I don't know where this came from, but I started writing it as part of a free-write challenge (restriction: cannot use delete or backspace buttons during time of writing. x.X so hard for me! lol) Anyway, this is probably a crack!drabble-fic or something along those lines (plus, I love it when Cissy tries to one-up Bella. They really do have a great relationship because Bella always ends up giving in to Cissy's puppy-dog eyes and angelic ways XD LOL - at least, that happens in my mind :3 hehe)

I also wrote this for Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry (Challenges & Assignments) - Hopscotch: Narcissa Malfoy (character)

So yeah. Any comments, cool. Otherwise, be warned: FULL SILLY AHEAD! :D

Word count: 396

What started out as pure sibling rivalry ended up turning into a fierce competition.

"Oh, yeah, I'm a badass mother," Cissy bragged to her sister. "I have an amazing life: in short, I have it all. I can have anything I want when I snap my fingers. I have a loving son and an adoring husband. Who doesn't envy me?"

Bella loudly scoffed. "You can't say you're a badass, Cissy, if you haven't killed anyone. That's not how it works. No one does that, gosh!" Bella stuck her tongue out at her sister playfully to show she was just teasing.

Cissy glared back at Bella. "Just because you've killed and tortured all in the name of the Dark Lord, does not make you an awesome badass mother. You don't even have any children!"

Bella grinned. "But I'm still a badass. Burn, Cissy, burn." Bella hissed, mimicking the feeling of a burning sensation. "Feel the burn. Yeah, I'm a badass. No other female can claim to be a badass as much as me!" The dark beauty smiled mockingly, proud of her status in badassery.

"I am sorry, I am a useless turnip!" Cissy wailed, breaking into tears. "I'm not good at anything!"

"That's not true," Bella said, comforting her beloved sister. "You're a wonderful person. Truly, you have a wonderful gift of creating the most beautiful things. Look, you made this scarf last year. And this year, you made Mum a lovely dress. You have your own talents. It's just, none of them can be classed as 'badass' things." Bella gave Cissy a weak half-smile. "Sister, dear, you must face the fact that you're an angel."

"You - do you really mean it?" Cissy sniffled, her dark grey eyes bright with tears.

"Yes, yes, I honestly really do," Bella assured Cissy, hugging her sister tight. "You know, you're my favourite sister. No, you're my favouritest person in the world. You're a wonderful woman whom I adore. You are the light of my world," Bella gushed, looking into Cissy's eyes.

"Oh, Bella!" Cissy sighed, wrapping her arms around Bella's neck. "You're the best big sister in the world!"

"I know," Bella grinned smugly. "I certainly am."

And point to Bellatrix, she thought, laughing hysterically in her mind.