Disclaimer- I do not own Twilight, Emmett, Edward, or Jasper
Disclaimer- I do not own Twilight, Emmett, Edward, or Jasper. I don't even own the boxers Emmett is wearing in the story that follows. sigh nor do I own "Fergalicious"
Summary- What Emmett does when he thinks he's alone.
Jasper and Edward walked into what appeared to be and empty house. They walked in, looking to see if anyone was home. They peered around a corner, and a ghastly sight met their eyes.
There was Emmett, wearing nothing but boxers with "Chick Magnet" written all over them, singing his own version of "Fergalicious."
"Emmettlicious definition make them ladies crazy, They always claim they know me, comin' to me call me Emmy, I'm the E- to the M-M- E the T the T and ain't no other vampy put it down like me, I'm Emmettlicious."
At this point, he was incorporating his own dance moves into it, while Edward and Jasper looked on rather amused, and slightly shell-shocked.
"My body stays vicious, I be up in the gym just working on my fitness, She's my…."
In the middle of a particularly spectacular move if Emmett said so himself, he came to notice the traumatized faces of his brothers.
"Um, guys, I can explain," he stuttered.
"Good luck with that…Emmettlicious," Edward smirked.
Emmett looked at Jasper, who was trying to contain his smile, pleading for mercy, but with no avail.
Jasper fought the smile working it's way onto his face, but with little success, he burst into laughter.
"Wow Emmett, you really screwed up. To make Jasper laugh is a difficult feat. You have to do something utterly ridiculous and outrageous, and I think you surpassed that," Edward said snickering.
"You two BETTER not let anyone know about this or I'll beat you to a pulp, got it?" Emmett asked, defending his manliness.
"Ok, Emmettlicious," said Edward, while a still hysterical Jasper fought to restrain himself, which earned a death glare from Emmett.
Within a week, their entire school found out that Emmett Cullen called himself Emmettlicious and wore "Chick Magnet" boxers. While Edward and Jasper sported some exceptionally nasty bruises for a quite some time.
A/N: I can just see Emmett doing something like this. Review and tell me what you think. And I now realize about the bruises, no more need to point that out.