Tamed

It was pointless actually. James Bond was a wild agent who couldn't be tamed. No one could make 007 do anything he didn't want to do. M got completely ignored when she reminded Bond to do his paperwork. Alec was growled at every time he asked his friend not to do anything too risky during their missions together. It was even worse with the equipment. If someone tried to take a gun from Bond's hands they would probably get shoot at in the face.

But they all learned and got use to it with the time. They knew by then that it was better not to get in Bond's way.

So when the new Quartermaster arrived, that skinny, adorable thing with ridiculous glasses and dark, messy hair; they knew he didn't have a chance against the rude, cocky agent.

The first time Q hissed at Bond because the agent hadn't returned the equipment, they expected 007 to ignore the boy. Instead Bond grinned at him and apologised. They couldn't believe it; James FUCKING Bond had actually apologised and he even promised to return all the equipment the next time.

Surely it was a one time thing, right?

A few days after that singular event, Bond asked Q to resolve a problem for him.

"Okay, but you have to do your paperwork first", he said.

The others waited for Bond to refused, because the agent would never do that. Someone snorted in the background but neither Bond nor Q seemed to heard.

Then 007 nodded, left the room and returned minutes after with a laptop and a cup.

"I brought you tea", he announced and put the cup next to Q who arched an eyebrow but smiled. Bond sat next to him and started to work to everyone's shock.

But one day Q did the impossible, he actually took a gun from Bond's hands because he was really upset with the agent and forbid him to touch anything else. And that was the day everyone gasped and didn't bother to pretend they weren't watching the whole thing, they even kept staring, waiting for the agent to shoot or kill or growl at the petit Quartermaster.

But Bond surprised them one more time, he laughed and kissed Q's forehead, making him blush.

"Now follow me. I'm gonna give you your new equipment. And I hope you to give it back in one piece", Q told him, trying not to look flustered.

"As you wish" replied Bond, with a huge grin on his face.

Well, it seemed that Bond could actually be tamed after all.