So RaspberryClock turned on his computer and he went to a porn site and he totally clicked a video and he was all like "ooooh I gotta set the mood" and so he turned off the lights and lit some candles and turned on some Steve Vai on the stereo and proceeded to beat his meat and then his mom walked in while he was doing it and she was all like "RaspberryClock what are you doing" and he was like "shut up you are a terrible mother I hate you hate you hate you" and then he got his computer taken away for a month the end.
- EnvelopeClock