Chapter 1: Jumping in the time loop hole, yay (note sarcasm)

A/n: Hi everybody! I have re-written the story because it sucked :|

It'll still be humor-parody-ish and veryyyy much sarcasm included but less copyright infringements and bullshit :) hope you like this one better!

Sakura POV

The sun is shining over the ruins of that which once was Konohagakure. The sky is clear even though it has continuously rained. It's as if though the gods are laughing at us, sheesh such assholes.

I am lying down on the burnt grass and re-re-re-re-re-re-re-rethinking about what has happened up until now. So… yea…imma tell you now.

There was this great ninja war thingy. Madara stirred things up and turned the Kages against Konoha.

It was basically Konoha vs. the whole-fuckin-universe. Go us! (I'm sarcastic duh) You probably already realized the outcome. Ninjas these days can't fight properly. Seriously, we were like 20000000 vs. 100000 and still lost, I miss Ibuki and Anko, they would know how to differentiate genin from chuunin!

My drinking buddies are gone, that sucks, and also the other losers I called palls. Anyways I always liked to go at the bar and have a drink. Since Tsunade is gone…it has never been the same, but meh whatever.

Konoha 12 is now Konoha 2. You heard me right ONLY 2: Sasuke and Me. Poor guys, at least they died with pride…except for Rock Lee-who died from a wedgie- and Chouji –choked to death, that's what you get when you eat while battling.

I'm alone with Sasuke, which is on the 'evil' What? Don't look at me like that! A young maidens heart sways in all directions they say! (Except for homo ways, that is just sick)

I still like him so that makes it even more awkward.

This 'Danzo' evil rokudaime dude replaced Tsunade-shishou. She is currently in a comatose state.

Naruto is gone. I haven't cried that much since Sasuke left the village.

Akatsuki is winning big time. Enough said.

My life sucks

I don't have where to go. What will I do? Am I going to sleep in the night sky? Of course I'm a ninja and I do this on a regular basis but I still don't like it.

Did I say my life sucks?

That was all. Wow, such a long list…

"Sakura…"said Sasuke, god that scared the hell outa me.

"What do you want?" I replied. I sounded a little mean but he deserves it!

"I'm sorry" What? Did I hear right? Am I going nuts? I was nuts to begin with but…

"For what?" Smart move me. "For everything" Everything… just like when he left 'Thank you for everything'

"You're not helping me with apologizes, Sasuke" He's just tearing my heart to little pieces, even though I won't admit but I'm kinda happy.

"I know" "I know you know"

"…"
"Why are you doing this?"

"Why…"
"Because I love you"
"And you're not even replyin- Wai-WHAT?" I really need to get my ears checked…Wow now I'm feeling bubbly and happy. This guy still has control over me it seems
"Don't make me repeat myself"
"Gomen Sasuke-kun but you're a little too late…"I said waving my hand at the mess that once was Konoha. (A/n: Any déjà vu's?)
"I know" Wow. Das ist blood as the Germans would say.

"That's why I'm gonna make things right" That would be the longest sentence he ever said.
"It's too late for that "I fidgeted and bowed my head.
"No it isn't –you– will start it over" Say what? What does he mean, 'start over' how can I do that? I would give anything to do that
"What do you mean by that? Can't you do that?"
"No" He said and gave me a peck on the lips. My legs began to wobble as I was melting.

Suddenly a ...hole (WTH is a hole doing there?)… Appeared and was sucking me in. Sasuke and I locked gazes for a last moment.

"Bye Sakura" 'Good bye Sasuke-kun' I've decided that from now on I'll try my best and do what I can.

Ze Speciale el Grande Burrito mui mucho kewl und awesomesauce.

Sakura: Wth is going on in here?

Sasuke: Well read for yourself

Sakura: -reads chappie- so…the old me in the other fic will never be back?

Naruto: well… no. And Dattebayo! Why didn't I appear?

Sasuke: Because you're dead dope

Sakura: Duh

Naruto: But I'm still a pimp biatch

Sakura: Naruto..What did you smoke?

Sasuke: Dobe…

Naruto: What?

…Le Sigh…

A/n: Woohoooooo

So...whad'ya think? Is it anyway better? Imma post the second chapter in less than a month. I want to try and do long interesting chapters.

Should I delete the old story, or keep that one going and delete this one?

Vote in my poll or review please.

Reviews make me happy!

Thanks to all of you readers whom have always been by my side.

Remember that I love you all, no matter of age or nationality. :)

PS: 5 Ms Word pages! I pwn you. A new record for me. The next chapters will surely be longer!