Gravity Falls: 39 days of Christmas
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
MERRY CHRISTMAS! MY GIFT TO ALL OF YOU!
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The Cast of Gravity Falls bow as the curtain raises...and they begin to sing...
39 Fops a-fopping!
38 Fishwives hawking!
37 Coopers cooping!
36 Bootblacks buffing!
35 Buskers busking!
34 Something something!
"Really Soos? That's the best you got?"
"I'M WRITING AS FAST AS I CAN!"
33 Alchemists transmuting!
32 Dutchmen plotting!
31 Doctors leeching!
30 Year average life span!
"Yeah, I wish!" Panted Grunkle Stan as all this singing was exhausting him...
29 Smiths a-forging!
28 Coopers cooping!
"We did that one already!" "Shut up! Maybe they won't notice!"
27 Eelers eeling!
26 Anarchists bombing!
25 Swamis foreseeing!
24 Sideburns curling!
23 Monks a-changing!
22 Rats a-plaguing!
21 Coxswains calling!
20 Flautists fluting!
19 Footmen bowing!
18 Gungas dinning!
17 Seventy six!
16 Midwives birthing!
15 Aliens alienating!
14 Jacks a-ripping!
GASP!
Everyone looked in horror at the brutally mutilated body...then lost interest when they saw it was Jeff...
13 Scriveners scrivening-
"Alright everyone! Were in the homestretch! Places!"
12 Drummers Drumming!
"Rock and Roll!" Shouts Robbie as his band rocks out.
11 Pipers Piping!
"...I think I misunderstood what I was supposed to do." Admitted Pacifica as she wore a plumbers outfit while holding a pipe...
10 lords a leaping!
"LEAP! LEAP FOR YOUR LIVES!" Cackled Bill Cipher as he zapped innocent bystanders.
9 ladies dancing!
"...What the? Dipper! Where are the ladies!?"
"I don't want to talk about it..."
8 maids a milking!
"Why do I have to do this!?" Shouts Wendy as she fights Octavio...
7 swans a swimming!
"Oh, isn't that cute!?" asked Mable as she got closer to the 'Stomache-faced duck'.
Aren't you just the- GAH! KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
6 geese a laying!
"Chutzpar, where's the geese!?"
"I don't- BURP! -know."
5 GOLDEN RINGS!
GRUNKLE STAN, GIVE THOSE BACK!
NEVER!
4 Calling birds!
"This might've been a mistake." Said Ford as he watched the cellphone/bird hybrids shrivel up and die...
3 French Hens!
"OW! OW! STOP!" Screams Candy as she's mercilessly pecked.
2 Turtle doves
"You just keep walking." Said the turtle dove with a shotgun...
And a Dipper under a mistletoe tree!
"Merry Christmas Dipper." Said (insert ship of your choice) as she gave him a kiss...
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"well, it's been a long run...but I think this'll kill it." Stated Stan in the balcony.
"What, Gravity Falls?" Asked Mcgucket.
"No, Christmas!"
"Do-ho-ho-ho-hoh!" They laugh...
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'The 39 days of Christmas' is owned by the Simpsons/Matt Groening
GOD BLESS YOU, EVERYONE!
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