Disclaimer: this story is based on real life experiences. Not for people parellal to laughter. The story might be offencing, if it is, then heavens preserve me! Dont wipe me off the face of the earth! Gah!
yodlie! Well, lemme tell u , dis is a nonsense story,don't read unless an asn nite.i wrote the actual version in a bus, that was horrible, so dis is edited. These are two outcomes:either u will die laughing, or u will kill me. Trying to get the second option, I give u a free advice, stay away from trees n crows ;)
Once upon a time, there was a was glorious page, with glossary written all over it. The writing was beautiful and the page proud of it. His voice was boomy, enough to make the notebook shudder. His edges were examples of fine arte , he would flit them to harness his vigour.
He wanted to explore the world, a major English notebook was not enough.
he decided to consult the French notebook, his old pal,old friend .
"hey !" the page called out from the open answer was mortifying.
silence.
what people tend to forget about the French teacher, which used to shout making the notebook nearly deaf.
"ahem!"
ignore...ignore...ignore...
"excuse,meeeeee!" the page screeched.
music in my ears, cant hear ya, speak up...
"fine , keep up the act!" the page bellowed, making the other copies flinch and come out of the bag. The French copy was still facing away from the page.
the clumsy maths register winced dramatically before tripping on a broken pen tip, making it fall. The fall made almost inaudible voice, but made the French notebook turn in their direction but the page was already fuming and stomping away without the help of the ironic situation.
Mere decisions lead to misfortune...
The. Page, unknown to the world, left the English notebook and the potrait of Edward jenner to stay in their lone company.
The owner of the notebook was baffled, the glossary gone with the page,
Misfortune will befriend the page's craze,
Page will be torn , people will forget him,
The page is gone, with no one to befriend him...
excuse m- ...the page! Spoiler alert! The page can be found sitting in the macdonalds of mulberry street eating a five beefy burgers, two fingerchips large, a one litre pack of coke, and is currently waiting for the boy who will get him his two large pizzas, five garlic bread packs,and a Sprite to destroy his hunger.
okay, tears are falling... Coz m laughing. Cant believe I actually poster review.