Author Note: Partial credit goes to my friend Corwin for kinda sorta giving me this idea! lol!

Blaine was officially moving into the flat with Kurt, Rachel, Santana, and Sam. He graduated and made it to New York. His NYADA audition was great and Carmen Teaubideax accepted him into the Performing Arts college. Now all he had to do was unpack his things. Kurt said he could clear out some drawers and they could share it until the rest of his furniture arrived. So he took it upon himself to do it while Kurt was out. He opened a drawer and took what looked to be a gift card to Dildo Island.

Wait..What..?

He did a double take.

"Oh my god. Oh my God!" He was grinning from ear to ear. He put it in his pocket and finished putting his clothes in the drawers that he needed putting some of them in the junk drawer he was rifling around in thinking Kurt wouldn't mind then he went out to the living room and undapperly plopped onto the couch waiting that grin still on his face all the while.

*Kurt*

He was coming back from work that evening. He walked in to find Blaine on the couch waiting up for him.

"Hi sweetie. How was you're day?" He had a shit eating grin on his face which made me skeptical right away.

"Oh it was wonderful, darling." I lifted an eyebrow.

"Okay. What's going on? You have THAT grin on your face." Blaine tried to look innocent.

"What ever do you mean honey? What grin?"

"The grin where you look happier than a kid on Christmas. Its truly revolting how happy you look." Blaine knew he was joking. His smile was perfect.

"I was putting some clothes into drawers like you gave me permission to..And I just happened to find something." Kurt paled.

"You found Bruce didn't you?" The smile left my face for a look of confusion.

"Bruce?"

"Nevermind." He responded quickly. I shrugged it off for now.

"I found a certain card. I assume it was a gift from Santana?"

"Oh God.." I grinned and took the card out of my pocket.

"Dildo Island. Catchy name."

"Oh God!" He buried his face in his hands to hide his blush.

"I think we should use it."

"What?!"

"Don't pretend you aren't kinky! We can use it online. I'll use my name for the billing address if you are too embarrassed. Even though you shouldn't be. You are one hot catch and no one would talk about you buying sex toys." He made a muffled shrieking sound and stormed off to his room in embarrassment with a shout.

"WE ARE NEVER SPEAKING OF THIS AGAIN!"

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GleekFreak92 AKA Steph