A/N: So maybe this isn't the fic I promised you, but...I hope you still like it...
Disclaimer: Because nobody knows who owns Artemis Fowl...well, it certainly isn't me.
Title: I Am Lacking A Better Title
Chapter 1: We Get Plopped Into This Place?
So, as everyone knows, I have to stick Artemis and Holly together...
"No you don't! Let me be for once!"
No Holly, I will not let you be. Anyway...
"You really shouldn't be wasting your time on this."
Artemis, how could you? I've always thought you loved being in Fanfics!
"You thought wrong."
Ah.
Anyways, I am now going to drop both of you off in a public school. Bye-bye, darlings!
"No!"
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"So, Holly, we were plopped here. No kidding," said Artemis.
"Yeah. That author girl is insane," replied Holly.
My cackling fills the school. It then disappears.
So, what do you propose we do?" asked Artemis.
Just then, the bell rings. A ton of seventh graders pile out of the room nearest to Holly and Artemis.
"Artemis! They're gonna squish me!" yelled Holly, backing into a small, one-way hallway.
Artemis followed her, but a bunch of eighth graders came stampeding out of one of two rooms in the hallway.
"Eeeekkk!" shrieked Holly, and began to run. The principal rounded the corner just then.
"Who the heck are you!" he shouted, and he grabbed them by their shirt collars and dragged them to the office.
Once they had gotten in, he told them to go to the planning room and talk to the appropriate counselor.
"What?" they both asked at the same time, but the principal asked, "What are your last names?"
"Fowl," said Artemis.
"Short," said Holly.
"Fowl, you see Mrs. B., Short, you see Mrs P.," said the principal, and shoved them into a very small room.
I know, it's short! I'm sorry! I promise there will be more next time. Seeya!
The Insane Lugian
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