Disclaimer: I do not own Ecklie or Hodges (Why woud I want to) or Nick and Greg for that matter (Unfortunatly) or the song Which Backstreet boys if gay from

A/N: As you can probably tell I dont really like Hodges or Ecklie (Who does) Well anyway ENJOY!

Rating: R just to be safe.

Pairings: None

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They are... on fire.

They have... desires.

But one... is that way.

Which suck up nerd is gay?

But I dont want to be fired.

Cause now he's hired.

Dont investigate please.

Which suck up nerd is gay?

Tell me who?

Aint saying that its Hodges...

Tell me who?

Aint saying that its Ecklie...

Tell me who?

I never wanna hear him say...

I wish that Nick was gay.

Now I can picture him...

He's in womans clothes.

But he doesent need a bra...yeah!...

He likes Ricky Martin...

He's playing Barbies.

His dog is peeing on meeee...

He is... on fire.

He's back get a wire.

wont say...wont say...wont say...okay.

He's allways saying its nothing but a back ach.

Its nothing but a mistake.

I never want to hear him say...

I wish that Greg was gay.

Tell me who?

Aint saying that its Hodges...

Tell me who?

Aint saying that its Ecklie...

Tell me who?

I never wanna hear you say

one suck up nerd is gay.

He's making up chocolate cake.

which suck up nerd is gay?

okay...There both gay.