Okay so this is a 50 things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts story that I am going to as I'm bored BTW I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER no matter how much I wish I did also I am rewriting this.

Number 1: I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor will I insist that their House colors show that they are "covered in bees"

It was a normal day at Hogwarts the sun was shining, the Birds were singing and harry potter was walking to the Hufflepuff table with a spoon…

Okay so the last thing was not really normal but It wasn't the weirdest thing that has ever happened at Hogwarts so of course the day just had to go down from there.

Everyone on Gryffindor was having a somewhat normal meal for once well if you think Seamus drink blowing up as normal which if it had happened every day for the last oh say 6 years then yes it is normal.

Anyway it was during this meal that one mister Harry potter got bored which if you had known him for the last few years you would have moved away from him like his best friend Ron did when Harry dutifully informed him of this fact a few minutes into dinner.

So when a first year said rather offhand that the Hufflepuff's kind of look like they are covered in bees well he got a rather clever idea in his opinion. (No one asked his opinion)

On a boring summer day weeding the garden Harry had heard his neighbor complain about the bees and how she hates having to killing them so instead pokes them with spoons.

Not really thinking about it at the time harry had just ignored her comment and continued with his back breaking work for his tyrannical family members.

But back to the present Harry had just grabbed a large severing spoon (a clean one thankfully) and proceeded to walk over to the poor Hufflepuff's table.

With the school watching him then he poked the nearest first year he could find and..."poke…poke…poke" he chanted while poking all the poor Hufflepuff's who had no idea what was going on and to shocked to stop him.

Unluckily for him his head of year professor McGonagall was not as shocked as the rest of the school "MR POTTER what on earth do you think you are doing" now Harry was a very smart boy but yet he still does not know what possessed him to say what he did.

"They are covered in bees Professor so I am helping them" thinking about what he had just said Harry winced already knowing what was going to happen having seen the expression on her face multiple times before.

"DETENTION MR POTTER". She shouted He nodded but on the inside he was dancing because of this he did not see the two grinning red heads of the surprised blonde sitting at the Slytherin table.


Okay hi guys so I'am going to be rewriting this story because I forgot just how rubbish but I quite like the idea I had for this even if this started because I was really bored.

I might even add it to my list of current stories though I am not sure quite yet.

Cat