Draco and Hermy are So in Luv - Part Une!
Hermione leaned towards the mirror, streaking the glittery eyeshadow past her eyelid. It was totally her favorite shadow, purple and sparkly,. She got it when she an ginny went to America last summer. It had been an awesome trip, they picked up hot surfer boys and went to stores like Abercrombie and Fitch and Hot Topic.
Hermione was getting ready for her date with Draco Malfoy who was the Hottest Boy in the School. They were the best couple because Draco was seriously hot and way smart and so was Hermy. They were the hottest and smartest people at Hogewwarts and everyone looked up to them.
So, anyway, Hermione was putting on her makeup by hand. She knew she could do it with magic but everyone totally agreed that it was way hotter when she did it by hand like the muggles do! (not that she need to be hotter, given her position as Hottest Gurl in the School!) She was daydreaming about her date with Draco. (A/N: He is probably wearing like a tite wifebeater on their date cause he has rippling muscles from Quidditch and the weight room that was added to his head boy room. OMG I can totally see it now. Sigh.. he is so dreamy…and Tom Felton? Omg!) Anyway, she finished her makeup and started to walk down the stairs into the Grand Great hall thing. All of the heads of the boys and even some grrls (hahah omg!) turned when she walked down because that is just how hot she is. She was wearing a purple belly shirt and had her amethyst belly-button ring in! (A.N: She got it peirced on the Trip-Without-Parents-to-America-aka-the-trip-that-was-so-awesome-with-ginny-did-i-mention-the-lack-of-supervision ?)
She saw Ginny and waved her over. Ever since the trip to America without parental supervision, Ginny had started wearing totally rad hardcore clothes like from Hot Topic. She looked totally punk, but everyone at Hogwarts was totally accepting like usual! Her boyfriend was Harry and everyone totally thought it was fate since he rescued her from that evil guy in her second year!
Hermy saw Draco across the hall talking to Blaze Zambini who was wearing a lot of eyeliner and looked totally hot but was making out with his boyfriend, Justin Fitch-Fletchyly who was a Hufflepuff. After the war, nobody cared about house divisions anymore. Hogwarts was just like one huge happy family! So anyway, Draco was having trouble talking to Blaze since he was kissing Justin (a/n: hehe forgot about that! I got so wrapped up thinking about blaze kissing a boy in eyeliner. I totally see joel madden as blaze, right !) Hermy flounced over to Draco and kissed him passionately on the lips. He returned her kiss and everyone in the hall sighed (even professor sinistra and a certain author winkwink!)