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50 More Ways to Get Yourself Killed by Organization XIII
When the power goes out, make Larexene power the microwave so you can eat a hot pocket
Help Marluxia braid Xigbar's hair
Replace Xigbar's guns with marshmallow shooters
Yell really loud for Larexene to stop farting
Keep calling Demyx's sitar a guitar
Ask Vexen what he thinks of the organization's symbol
Steal Luxord's cards, again
Ask Vexen where babies come from
Repeatedly call Xigbar, Pepi Le Pu, for several reasons
Ask Saix where he keeps his cookies
Ask Lexaeus how he feels about constantly killing people, with his face
Tell Marluxia that his hair color brings out his eyes
Inform Xigbar that you thought only girls wore pony tails
Tie Demyx's shoe laces together. Watch how may times he falls down
Claim you know the real reason that Xemnas keeps so many guys around
Warn everybody not to stand behind Axel after burrito night
Claim that you found the missing evolutionary link, then apologize when you realized it was just Xaldin
Tell Roxas that you know why he has the key blade, then refuse to tell him
Tell Xion that you know the real reason Xemnas created her
Frantically run up to Xemnas, and tell him that you can't decided which cloak to wear.
Ask Demyx rapid fire math questions. Watch his head explode
Whine to Xemnas that Xaldin won't let you stab people with his spears
Tell Vexen he looks like a pedophile
Ask Xemnas why he always keeps Namine locked away in a room
Tell Larexene that Roxas called her old
Tell everyone that you figured out what Xemnas' name mixed around is, and you know why
Run away screaming that you saw a monster whenever Lexaeus comes down the hallway
Ask Xigbar why he has an eye patch
Call Axel a 'porcupine'
Ask Saix if he was a kebler elf in his past life
Suspiciously ask Vexen what exactly he is studying
Tell everyone that their cloaks do not make them look scary
Demand that Luxord pay you the $50 he owes you
Tell Xemnas that you think his hair style is stupid
Leave Roxas cryptic clues about his key blade, and refuse to explain them
Run around the castle waving around Larexene's underwear
Ask Saix what the hell his weapon is supposed to be
Call Marluxia a pansy, when he threatens to kill you, tell him that you can't kill somebody by bitch slapping them
Tell Xion that she's an emo version of Kairi
Call Xemnas 'mansex'
Ask Xaldin if he let Marluxia do his hair
Shoot plunger darts at everyone, and blame it on Xigbar
Ask Axel if he's a pyromaniac
Tell Marluxia that a scythe isn't very feminine
Ask the organization why they hell they keep getting their butt kicked by a little boy
Ask Zexion to play Russian roulette with you
Give Axel sake, enough said
Ask Larexene to go swimming with you
Ask Xigbar if he is growing out his hair for Locks of Love
Tell the organization that you have already played the whole game, and that they lose
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