What Not to Do At the SGC
Don't 'borrow' money from General Hammond and plan to not return it at all later. After all, this is someone who remembers when his premier team SG-1 borrowed money from him back in the 70's and he still remembered it about thirty years later, and wanted interest too!
Don't give Jack O'Neill an office or a very comfortable office. If you give him an office, he won't use it. Or he'll use the overly comfortable office to nap, instead of doing his paperwork. BTW, he enjoys doing his paperwork, writing so elegantly in a grammatically and usage-wise sense. He just doesn't want to be seen as a dork person who loves doing paperwork.
Don't disturb Teal'c during kel'nar'im. You might surprise him and cause him to knock over a few candles, or knock over a few yourself causing a chainreaction which will burn up the room. General Hammond had to come up with that money to but ALL THOSE CANDLES too!
Don't ask Sam Carter how a scientific process or an engineering process works. She will use lots of $!00.00 words and go in –depth until you despise science and technology.
Don't try to speakl Ancient with Daniel—he's mastered it and will point out even the slightest of mistakes.
Don't start charging for the commissary food. You think that it's right and effective to do this to employees of the underpaid category (considering they work at the dangerous SGC and/or offworld. Come on; let them, get their jello, cake, pudding, ecft etcd free! They deserve it for goodness sakes!