The Prologue: Dungeon Zero
I woke up one morning and poured myself a bowl of cereal. When, I tipped over the bowl a swarm of spiders came out. I began to squish them for all I was worth. But unfortunately, the red and black goo engulfed me. When I tried to breath, I inhaled the goo and gained their power. I used some scrap metal to make a sward and fought the spiders off of me. The goo swarmed off of me making the sword turn back into scrap. The goo turned into a giant spider. Naturally, I tried to run away, but you can't run from a boss battle, so I stopped and waited for my ATS bar to fill up. I decided to use my new found summoning skills to summon a friend. Unfortunately, she was busy with her homework and couldn't come to my rescue me. On my next turn, I realized that I was a level. –7 bard. My singing was so atrocious that the spider imploded with overkill damage. I did a dance to the victory that came from above, fell on my face, and died.
Game Over
I did all of the above all over again. Don't ask me why. I wasn't exactly fond of willing inhaling spiders, but this time I refrained from doing an ill-fated dance. I took of in my airship. Actually it wasn't my airship. It was owned and piloted by this guy named Cid. I ordered him to fly up to the High School in the Sky. Unfortunately, Cid was a bad pilot and we ended up at the High School in the Sea. I had only five minutes to survive underwater. Luckily, some Merman whores saved me by giving me the Underwater Materia. I did not want to join their society of water gigolos, so I made way for the shore. As soon as I got there, I fired Cid and hired his twin brother, Sid. It turned out that I should have hired Sid in the first place because he was the pilot in the family. Cid was a stripper.
Sid, apparently, was barely a better than his brother and we were soon caught in a tree. This tree was 80 feet tall and was called the Life Tree. I decided that the world was better off without my help and to settle down in a tree house, but a giant mutant squirrel attacked us. He was the next boss. The jump rope wielder in my party wanted to keep it as a pet and named it Fluffy. I had no problem with this, nor was I worried when it ate Cid. Unfortunately, the monks of some strange Japanese name that I couldn't pronounce attacked. They were actually rabbits in robes. Suddenly the battle system went from turn style to active time. I was blessed with a KeyBlade. I wasn't used to the battle system yet and the key wouldn't lock the world, so I summoned a pathetic little deer to defend me. However, "man was in the forest," and my summon died. I decided to save my game and figure out what gender I am.
Game Saved