A/N: this is hopefully a funny one but I probably not as good at funny as others so I hope you like bobby.
Disclaimer: I do not own twilight and new moon Stephanie Meyer does. I just like to play with it a little bit.
Singing to the family
Carlisle, Emmett, Edward, and jasper were sitting in the living room planning a surprise attack on the girls. When suddenly the girls walked in. Esme came in first followed by Rosalie, Alice and lastly Bella. Esme stepped forward and strated singing
"Oh Emmett, you're so fine
You're so fine you blow my mind, hey Emmett, hey Emmett
Oh Emmett, you're so fine
You're so fine you blow my mind, hey Emmett, hey Emmett
Oh Emmett, you're so fine
You're so fine you blow my mind, hey Emmett
Oh Emmett, what a pity you don't understand
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
Oh Emmett, you're so pretty, can't you understand
Its guys like you Emmett
Oh, what you do Emmett, do Emmett
Don't break my heart, Emmett"
Rosalie stepped forward
"Oh Jasper, you're so fine
You're so fine you blow my mind, hey Jasper, hey Jasper
Oh Jasper, you're so fine
You're so fine you blow my mind, hey Jasper, hey Jasper
Oh Jasper, you're so fine
You're so fine you blow my mind, hey Jasper
Oh Jasper, what a pity you don't understand
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
Oh Jasper, you're so pretty, can't you understand
Its guys like you Jasper
Oh, what you do Jasper do Jasper
Don't break my heart, Jasper"
Jasper freak his eyes got huge as Rosalie stepped back and Alice stepped forward it was her turn and she was already smiling
"Oh Edward, you're so fine
You're so fine you blow my mind, hey Edward, hey Edward
Oh Edward, you're so fine
You're so fine you blow my mind, hey Edward, hey Edward
Oh Edward, you're so fine
You're so fine you blow my mind, hey Edward
Oh Edward, what a pity you don't understand
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
Oh Edward, you're so pretty, can't you understand
Its guys like you Edward
Oh, what you do Edward do Edward
Don't break my heart, Edward"
As you can expect Edward made a smart asre crack "oh Alice I didn't know you feel that way ." Alice smiled a crazy watch out for you safety smile. Bella stepped forward
"Oh Carlisle, you're so fine
You're so fine you blow my mind, hey Carlisle, hey Carlisle
Oh Carlisle, you're so fine
You're so fine you blow my mind, hey Carlisle, hey Carlisle
Oh Carlisle, you're so fine
You're so fine you blow my mind, hey Carlisle
Oh Carlisle, what a pity you don't understand
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
Oh Carlisle, you're so pretty, can't you understand
Its guys like you Carlisle
Oh, what you do Carlisle do Carlisle
Don't break my heart, Carlisle"
Carlisle mouth fell open and he just stared. He could do nothing else. As one all of the girls left them sitting there all embarrassed.
Edward was the first to speak " okay now we really do need that surprise attack " he said looking at each in turn and he try unsuccessfully to suppress the laughing as he looked at Carlisle
A/N: ah what will the evil boys plan(mwahahahahaha) tune in next week to find out. Bobby