Itachi walks out of the bathroom with a towel wrapped around his waist. Nothing beat taking a nice relaxing shower at the moment. As he enters his room he turns on the radio to catch the end of his favorite song. *Damn it, I always seem to catch the very end of it* he thought. He looks in the long mirror that stood before, on the inside of his closet door. Sudden he hears the next song on the radio.
He holds onto the towel around his hips as he looks deeply into the mirror and listens to the lyrics of the song. He begins a bouncing rhythm with his left foot and then shifts his weight to his right leg. He smoothes his black hair back and then begins to sing out loud.
"I'm too sexy for my shirt
Too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts"
He spins around to look at his backside in the mirror and begins to sway his hips. Itachi continues to sing.
"And I'm too sexy for Milan
Too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan"
As he sings, he throws both hands on his hips and begins to strut to the door and back, several times.
"I'm a model
You know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk
On the catwalk
I shake my little tush on the catwalk"
Itachi makes his way back to the mirror for the third time and then stops. He puts his hands behind his head and spreads his legs about two feet apart. As he begins to move his hips side to side, he begins to sing again. His towel suddenly loosens and falls to the floor, but he ignores it and continues with his solo.
"I'm too sexy for my cat
Too sexy for my cat
For pussy
For pussy… cat…"
Itachi notices Sasuke in the mirror. He stood in the doorway staring at him. Itachi quickly picks up his towel to at least cover his man parts and then turned to face his younger brother.
"Sasuke, the song, it_"
"Nope, no… just… no."
At that, Sasuke just leaves his room in a distraught state, wishing that he had never seen such a site in his sixteen years of living. Itachi watches his doorway for a moment, upset that his brother had to see that. A second later, he turns to face the mirror and drops the towel.
"I'm
too sexy for revenge."
^_~ The End ~_^
…Most likely Itachi runs out afterwards to attack Sasuke while he's still naked.
Oh the brotherly love.